Allah will not be pleased.
Posted on 03/26/2009 2:18:40 PM PDT by Sub-Driver
Blundering Afghan suicide bomber blows up 6 militants Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:58am EDT KABUL, March 26 (Reuters) - A would-be suicide bomber accidentally blew himself up on Thursday, killing six other militants as he was bidding them farewell to leave for his intended target, the Interior Ministry said.
"The terrorist was on his way to his destination and saying good-bye to his associates and then his suicide vest exploded," a statement from the ministry said.
Taliban-led attacks in Afghanistan have escalated in the past year with suicide and roadside bombings insurgents' weapons of choice.
The incident happened in Helmand province in southern Afghanistan where mainly British troops are struggling against a growing Taliban-led insurgency.
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And the Afghan Darwin Award site is what?......
Sorry Achmed - no do-overs.
LOL.
That’s what he gets for posting questions on “AskSquantos.com”
I’ll bet he’s got no time for virgins with six militants chasing him....
Allah will not be pleased.
Premature Jihadization!
There go them 72 virgins! No paradise for you!
One dead militant, a joy.....
Seven dead militants....priceless!
Hey! Hold my Koran. I wanna try something...
Afghan Darwin Award?! I think this guy is the ALL TIME Darwin Award winner.
How do you possibly beat taking your own stupid self out along with 6 other morons, dumb enough to be hanging out with you. It just doesn’t ever get better.
Did you ever wonder why stupidity runs in so many terrorists' families?
Needless to say, he failed bomb making 101....
This is bad news. It looks like Oakland, California, is going to have another vigil, this time for the terrorists.
"Wait a minute Achmed. Are you sure you have the sequence right?"
"Well yes, of course. I push the button, I yell "Allahu akbar!" and then I find some infidels."
"No, Achmed, I think that is the wrong order. No! Wait!"
Was his name Akbar Pyle?
“Sur-PRISE!” “Sur-PRISE!” “Sur-PRISE!”
“ka-BOOM!”
now that is one ugly sheep looks like she has been pretty well used up and with that mask on maybe a big shot of some real strong feminine hygiene spray is in order
“Hold muh carbonated camel whiz n watch this!”
Got to love the self zotting of these terrorists!!! Less ammo that our guys have to waste on these scum.
Was he the Union BA? Maybe the six others refused to sign the card.
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