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Netanyahu to present Obama with Twain's Holy Land memoir
Haaretz ^ | May 19, 2009 | Maya Sela

Posted on 05/18/2009 6:57:48 PM PDT by decimon

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In his travel memoir, Twain describes a 1867 trip to the Land of Israel, which he finds a backward and desolate place devoid of culture or law. "Renowned Jerusalem itself, the stateliest name in history, has lost all its ancient grandeur, and is become a pauper village," he states, calling it a country where prosperity had died out, a place of lost splendor and beauty where joy has turned to sorrow, and where silence and death prevail in its holy places.

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TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Israel; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bho44; bhomiddleeast; holyland; memoir; netanyahu
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I don't know about this but it's humorous.
1 posted on 05/18/2009 6:57:48 PM PDT by decimon
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To: decimon

It’s Shania live at the Holy Lands. A 3 cd box set.


2 posted on 05/18/2009 7:00:10 PM PDT by Damifino (The true measure of a man is found in what he would do if he knew no one would ever find out.)
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To: decimon

Sounds like a book about the future of an 0bama ME.


3 posted on 05/18/2009 7:01:41 PM PDT by Paladin2 (Big Ears + Big Spending --> BigEarMarx, the man behind TOTUS)
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To: decimon

Obama presents Netanyahu with a CD of The Fat Boys greatest hits.


4 posted on 05/18/2009 7:10:08 PM PDT by Carl LaFong (Experts say experts should be ignored.)
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To: decimon
'Netanyahu to present Obama with Twain's Holy Land memoir'

And Zero, with the culturally astute taste that he has, will present Netanyahu with a stale bagel, sans the shmear.


5 posted on 05/18/2009 7:13:15 PM PDT by Viking2002 (This tagline for rent.)
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To: Viking2002
Obama plans on throwing him an authentic Hawaiian luau.
6 posted on 05/18/2009 7:16:52 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult
Not likely. Jews and Muslims don't eat pig. But I'll volunteer to proxy for them, as long as they don't serve poi.


7 posted on 05/18/2009 7:21:59 PM PDT by Viking2002 (This tagline for rent.)
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To: decimon

“The population of Jerusalem is compose of Moslems, Jews, Greeks, Latins, Armenians, Syrians, Copts, Abyssinians, Greek Catholics, and a handful of Protestants...” Twain wrote. “It seems to me that all the races and colors and tongues of the earth must be represented among the fourteen thousand souls that dwell in Jerusalem. Rags, wretchedness, poverty and dirt, those signs and symbols that indicate the presence of Moslem rule more surely than the crescent-flag itself, abound. Lepers, cripples, the blind, and the idiotic, assail you on every hand, and they know but one word of but one language apparently — the eternal ‘bucksheesh.’ To see the numbers of maimed, malformed and diseased humanity that throng the holy places and obstruct the gates, one might suppose that the ancient days had come again, and that the angel of the was expected to descend at any moment to stir the waters of Bethesda. Jerusalem is mournful, and dreary, and lifeless. I would not desire to live here.”


8 posted on 05/18/2009 7:25:45 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (E.J. Dionne: "Make the World Safe for Tax Increases")
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To: decimon
I wonder what special treasure Barry will give Bibi?

A jar of Matzo Balls?

9 posted on 05/18/2009 7:27:18 PM PDT by Gritty (This is our moment. We are fundamentally transforming the United States of America.-B Hussein Obama)
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To: decimon

Obama responds with a bag of pork rinds.


10 posted on 05/18/2009 7:53:24 PM PDT by RinaseaofDs
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To: RinaseaofDs

No doubt left over from the Administration of George H. W. Bush. They will be stale.


11 posted on 05/18/2009 8:14:47 PM PDT by dominic flandry
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To: decimon

“Innocents Abroad” by Mark Twain. I read it last year after reading a portion of it way back in 1984. It’s a good read. The travelogue consists of letters that Twain sent back to his newspaper in the States of the cruise around the Mediterranean. A trip to Paris; violating the quarantine of the port of Athens under cover of darkness; meeting the Russian Czar and his family; and an overland trip to the Holy Land via Istanbul and Damascus.
One of the reasons why I read it was to verify the fact that the land the Palestinians claim was always theirs was a desolate, sparsely populated, forgotten province of the Ottoman Empire. Damascus was a poverty-stricken dump. Most of the residents of Bethlehem and Jerusalem were Christian.


12 posted on 05/18/2009 8:17:45 PM PDT by JeffChrz (Atlas will shrug.)
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I hope it’s a used copy with the pricetag half scratched off. Oh wait, that would be appropriate from Gordon Brown.


13 posted on 05/18/2009 8:20:42 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/____________________ Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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To: decimon

One of the ironies here is that both Samuel Clemens and Bibi Netanyahu are probably more authentically American than Obama is.


14 posted on 05/18/2009 8:30:09 PM PDT by JustaCowgirl (I can support a person I don't always agree with. What I can never support is a person I don't trust)
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To: PJ-Comix; SunkenCiv
"...The Presbyterian Church Archives Research Centre holds a fascinating collection of 144 glass Lantern slides of various scenes from the Holy Land. The majority appear to have been taken in the latter years of the 19th century.

"Comparing many of these slides to the present day shows the relentless and often obtrusive encroachment of modern civilization, roading and buildings. These historic slides portray scenes and a lifestyle which had endured virtually unchanged for hundreds of years. Many areas once populated by poor Arabs and wandering Bedouins are now highly populated and prosperous regions within Israel...

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Lepers sitting together on a roadside by the Valley of Gihon, Jerusalem, possibly begging money or food from passers by.

16 posted on 05/18/2009 9:48:57 PM PDT by Fred Nerks (fair dinkum!)
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17 posted on 05/19/2009 5:48:33 AM PDT by SJackson (A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity, S. Freud)
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I'm trying to figure out why Netanyahu would choose that Mark Twain book as his gift to Obama. What would be the message he's trying to send by it?
18 posted on 05/19/2009 10:25:42 AM PDT by justiceseeker93
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What would be the message he's trying to send by it?

It's "Learn some history you idiot."

19 posted on 05/19/2009 10:28:12 AM PDT by Lurker (The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)
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To: justiceseeker93
I'm trying to figure out why Netanyahu would choose that Mark Twain book as his gift to Obama. What would be the message he's trying to send by it?

To compare the area before and after the Israeli state. If this story is so, that is.

20 posted on 05/19/2009 10:32:22 AM PDT by decimon
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