Luxury yacht sinks off coast of St. Tropez France Sidebar Moderator reported missing

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[Admin Moderator]

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St. Tropez, France (MediaFetcher June 25, 2009) - The French Maritime Gendarmerie, a division of the French Navy responded to distress calls from 10 persons aboard a 120' luxury yacht cruising off of the coast of St. Tropez. Actor Sidebar Moderator was reportedly vacationing aboard the privately chartered vessel.

Search and rescue teams have been dispatched to the location of vessel with the aide of GPS emergency tracking devices and confirmed that it is completely submerged. Due to severe weather conditions and rough seas, rescue teams were forced to retreat.

There have been no confirmed details regarding survivors, and teams are on-standby to resume searches as weather permits. It is believed that a fire erupted on board as a result of turbulent waters and high winds.

This article is still developing and additional details will be reported as information becomes available.

Saint-Tropez is a commune of the Var département in southern France, located on the French Riviera. It has grown in popularity in recent years and is known today for its famous and wealthy guests.

[Miss Behave]

Hay, someones els on sinky shipz took cellfonz pic of Sidezber wen theyz ben parteeng, drinky, dancy...u knoz...sillyz stuff that rich kittehs dooz on fansie yahts an stuff. Just knoz that befour yaht wanted tuh get sinky...they emailz meh pic of drunkun silly Sidez...an wat i wanted to tellz efferyone hear iz...dont fell tooz badz boutz Sidez...Sidez went tooz bottum uf biggy waterz a happy kitteh. Restzezez en peas, Sidezber...we luff youz.

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[Miss Behave]

BRAKING!!! SERVEYER FOUND! Name an age unknownz...haz amneesa...duznt kno who he iz...justz now wershed up un beach an woked up...vagely rehmemberz kool kitteh namez "Sidez"...an parteh an fire an biggy wavez...duznt kno iff Sidez survivedz...not much halp, this kitteh.

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[clyde260]

You! YOU! Sooo contrite, yeah right! You did IT! OMG, YOU did IT! A conspiracy against Sidebar! Sidebar told me how jealous you were that he only had to monitor headlines, but you had all that text, and said if anything ever happened to him that I should go to the ...

No - NO! You’ll not find me till I’ve turned it all over to Goldblum. He will get you!

Jim, are you listening? JIM!?!?!?!?

[FDNYRHEROES]

He has assumed room temperature.

He won't be down for breakfast...

[Vaquero]

I heard on Fox that people barbecuing nearby saw distinct missile contrails

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Next question - all these guys named Bar Moderator

Newspeak euphemism for Bar Tender?

[NonLinear]

OMG!

I’m stuned! Was it due to beeber failure?

Btw, wasn’t that your brother? I couldn’t help but notice the shared last name.

Anyhow, I read another article that suggested that there was a contingent of rare Spork Weasels on board, bound for Thailand. Sadly, all weasels were lost as they are notoriously poor swimmers.

[brityank]

"It is believed that a fire erupted on board as a result of turbulent waters and high winds. "

I always knew that the Monitors here were impressive, but I never realised they are all-powerful!

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Yes, but can he make a good Margarita?

And...ICK! He looks like something that should be hanging in the butcher shop window, LOL!

[CholeraJoe]

The Spork Weasel has stopped eating. It is distraught with grief.

[tiredoflaundry]

This is such sad news.
Sidebar was my best customer at the “Levin Lounge”. I’ll miss our conversations in the morning as I dragged Sidebar out of the back room , covered in peanut shells.

So very sad.

[b4its2late]

LOL! Hmmmmmm.

[b4its2late]

Isn’t it possible though that Sidebar is floating out their by his lonesome?

[Arrowhead1952]

Well, can you verify that Anna Nichole Smith is still dead too then?

[Kenny Bunk]

# 2 Ping

[Kenny Bunk]

incommunicado.

From now until the 12th Imam emerges from The Holy Well, incommunicado shall be taken to mean,

Makin' Whoopee con una Latina muy Curvosa!

[Kenny Bunk]

.....a fire erupted on board as a result of turbulent waters and high winds.

Let us hope that no Iranian nuclear boffins discover this French secret process.

[AU72]

Damn. I had Sidebar in Howie Carr’s Death Pool, but Farrah and MJ beat me out.

[lormand]

I won’t miss him. I think he gave me a warning once, and I’m still holding a grudge ;)

[sweetiepiezer]

IS this series?