How to Enjoy Tonight's Speech on ObamaCare

September 9, 2009 | Vanity

[Zakeet]

Just click HERE, then bookmark page. Use anytime the teleprompter comes on.

Note: Also comes in handy for more somber occasions such as Ted Kennedy and Michael Jackson tributes. Invaluable tool for watching the MSM news or taking a break from the New York Times.

[Zakeet]

Sorry, but I've had about all of that goof I can take.

And this really does help.

[skeeter]

Take a stiff shot every time the term "partisan distortions" is used.

Take two whenever you hear the word "fearmongers".

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Ima gonna wear one of these;
http://zapatopi.net/afdb/

[svcw]

After reading excerpts of the speech, I just wonder what the hell is wrong with barry. Does he really think threatening people will work.
I will listen to Rush tomorrow and tonight watch reruns of the Twilight Zone.

[Doogle]

I’m already watching the Yankee game.......

[BunnySlippers]

“brining the strands together’ ... [makes me want to hurl] ...

[cripplecreek]

I’ll enjoy his speech by watching the Tigers / Royals game.

[Abigail Adams]

I’ll be watching America’s Next Top Model, LOL! (Hey, anything’s better than Barry!)

[skeeter]

...Down the entire bottle when you’ve been driven to distraction by the annoying whistle sound BO makes when pronouncing the letter ‘s’.

[Dog]

I have the Phillies/Nationals....close as I will get to seeing DC this evening.

[La Lydia]

I am going to enjoy it by watching En Nombre del Amor to see if Macarena and
Cristóbal each discover that the other one isn’t dead after all. And the whole thing about their illegitimate child.

[tet68]

On one TV have obama’s speech on the other
have the music from the Twilight Zone.

OoOoOoOoOo!

Picture if you will, a president....

[paulycy]

Does he really think threatening people will work.

He thinks he has a "gift." That will be his downfall.

[Lakeshark]

The best way to enjoy it is not to watch!

Then imagine liberals being laughed at.......

[MAexile]

Take a stiff shot every time the term “partisan distortions” is used.
Take two whenever you hear the word “fearmongers”.

and be drunk by 8:25.

[lysie]

Me, too.

[IbJensen]

I killed them all. Now how do I get this crap off my monitor?

[advance_copy]

1. Ample beer for FReepThread drinking games - check
2. Wadded socks to throw at TV - check
3. Extra change for the cussing jar - check
4. Fly swatting game in case I want to squish something - check (thanks to Zakeet)

[varon]

How to Enjoy Tonight's Speech on ObamaCare

Turn off the TV set and go enjoy a movie & big tub of buttered popcorn :-)

[fatima]

OK,the game is fixed to never get the fly:)We rented State of Play and got a case of beer.