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So much for packing a, um, rod
New York Post ^ | September 8, 2009 | JAMIE SCHRAM

Posted on 09/11/2009 12:31:30 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement

It's a lesson he should have learned from Plaxico Burress -- but this was worse.

A 15-year-old Brooklyn boy shot himself in the penis Sunday after fumbling with a gun that had slid from his waistband, authorities said yesterday.

Khamir Grant was then arrested for reckless endangerment and criminal possession of a weapon -- the same charges levied against Burress, who shot himself at a Manhattan nightclub in 2008, law-enforcement sources said.

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: banglist; brooklyn; genitals; grant; gun; testily
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To: PAR35

Can I assume that this empty headed loser will not be contributing to the gene pool?


41 posted on 09/11/2009 12:51:30 PM PDT by ArmyTeach (Sprit of '76)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Hey, that’s almost a Tom Swifty!

“I shot my penis,” said Tom limply.


42 posted on 09/11/2009 12:51:37 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: Iron Munro

“I was just cleaning it, and it went off. So did the gun.” ;)


43 posted on 09/11/2009 12:51:44 PM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (http://www.conservatives4palin.com/)
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To: PAR35
Possible ... depends on how serious the damage to Mr. (un)Happy.

Guys, it's called a "holster". You put your pistol in it, so that things like this don't happen.

44 posted on 09/11/2009 12:53:15 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

It is was me, I’d feel sorry for the bullet.


45 posted on 09/11/2009 12:53:16 PM PDT by Senator Goldwater
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To: MrB; Jemian
The Darwin Awards site has rules that are somewhat confusing...it states

"Actual winners must meet the following criteria:", which to me implies all of the criteria. It then itemizes:

"Reproduction Out of the gene pool: dead or sterile," implying that sterility alone is a qualifier, but then later specifies:

"Self-Selection Cause one's own demise."

IMHO, it seems some clarification is needed to deconflict the implications of the above criteria. While it would seem that the letter of the rules mandates the candidate must be deceased, the spirit of the rules suggests that rendering one's self incapable of reproduction would be adequate.

46 posted on 09/11/2009 12:53:30 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

So now he only can go off half cocked


47 posted on 09/11/2009 12:54:15 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom ;))
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

48 posted on 09/11/2009 12:54:17 PM PDT by Snurple (VEGETARIAN, OLD INDIAN WORD FOR BAD HUNTER.)
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To: Jemian

No worries. Mr Grant almost certainly qualifies in any case.


49 posted on 09/11/2009 12:54:24 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Next time try Trojan Kevlar MAXX


50 posted on 09/11/2009 12:55:11 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Jemian
The candidate must

1) Not have already reproduced
AND
2) Render him (her) self unable to reproduce, by committing some act of stupidity.

Death is convenient, but not necessary.

If he had, for example, blown his bollocks off (both of them) he would have satisfied the requirements,

51 posted on 09/11/2009 12:56:18 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Will the young gangsta wannabe be changing his name to Karen?


52 posted on 09/11/2009 12:56:20 PM PDT by thethirddegree
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To: Slings and Arrows
A 15-year-old Brooklyn boy shot himself in the penis

... screaming "If I can't have you, then NO man can!" ;)

53 posted on 09/11/2009 12:56:50 PM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (http://www.conservatives4palin.com/)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

When are these morons with guns going to learn that sticking the gun in your waistband is a BAD idea?

There’s a few of these reports every year and you’d think that word would get out.


54 posted on 09/11/2009 12:57:32 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

“No Wang” Vo was a well-known Toronto gangster despite having partially shot off his member back in the ‘90s.

He didn’t use up his bad luck then, though, it must be said.

He was shot and killed last winter in a presumed contract hit.


55 posted on 09/11/2009 12:58:24 PM PDT by headsonpikes (Genocide is the highest sacrament of socialism - "Who-whom?")
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To: metmom

They wont....cause they’re stooooopid.


56 posted on 09/11/2009 12:59:03 PM PDT by Snurple (VEGETARIAN, OLD INDIAN WORD FOR BAD HUNTER.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

LOL!

Reminds me of the man who went to Lover’s Leap and cut off his right hand.


57 posted on 09/11/2009 12:59:23 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: Mr. Silverback; Liz; rabscuttle; PJ-Comix

Ping! ;)


58 posted on 09/11/2009 12:59:58 PM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (http://www.conservatives4palin.com/)
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To: PAR35

I was wondering about the possibility of a Double Darwin, involving his own survival AND his ability to reproduce.


59 posted on 09/11/2009 1:00:35 PM PDT by La Lydia
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To: hatfieldmccoy
Did this leave him brain dead?

LOL. Since the other one wasn't working, likely.

60 posted on 09/11/2009 1:02:06 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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