Posted on 09/11/2009 12:31:30 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
Can I assume that this empty headed loser will not be contributing to the gene pool?
Hey, that’s almost a Tom Swifty!
“I shot my penis,” said Tom limply.
“I was just cleaning it, and it went off. So did the gun.” ;)
Guys, it's called a "holster". You put your pistol in it, so that things like this don't happen.
It is was me, I’d feel sorry for the bullet.
"Actual winners must meet the following criteria:", which to me implies all of the criteria. It then itemizes:
"Reproduction Out of the gene pool: dead or sterile," implying that sterility alone is a qualifier, but then later specifies:
"Self-Selection Cause one's own demise."
IMHO, it seems some clarification is needed to deconflict the implications of the above criteria. While it would seem that the letter of the rules mandates the candidate must be deceased, the spirit of the rules suggests that rendering one's self incapable of reproduction would be adequate.
So now he only can go off half cocked
No worries. Mr Grant almost certainly qualifies in any case.
Next time try Trojan Kevlar MAXX
1) Not have already reproduced
AND
2) Render him (her) self unable to reproduce, by committing some act of stupidity.
Death is convenient, but not necessary.
If he had, for example, blown his bollocks off (both of them) he would have satisfied the requirements,
Will the young gangsta wannabe be changing his name to Karen?
... screaming "If I can't have you, then NO man can!" ;)
When are these morons with guns going to learn that sticking the gun in your waistband is a BAD idea?
There’s a few of these reports every year and you’d think that word would get out.
“No Wang” Vo was a well-known Toronto gangster despite having partially shot off his member back in the ‘90s.
He didn’t use up his bad luck then, though, it must be said.
He was shot and killed last winter in a presumed contract hit.
They wont....cause they’re stooooopid.
LOL!
Reminds me of the man who went to Lover’s Leap and cut off his right hand.
Ping! ;)
I was wondering about the possibility of a Double Darwin, involving his own survival AND his ability to reproduce.
LOL. Since the other one wasn't working, likely.
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