Stop Alien Abductions for under $30.00

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[dirtboy]

Did you know Billy Mays was a alien? He didn’t die, he was just called back to the Mother Ship for recharging.

[stockpirate]

I want to be abducted by her.

[Smokin' Joe]

A true ‘brain bucket’!

[Dallas]

BUT,....is she protected from moose bites?

[mountainlion]

I think I might go retro with a Viet Nam era steel pot. The old door screen would pull too much hair.

[ConservativeMan55]

ping

[Scythian]

November, 1999

Woman who reported abduction experiences as the type described by David Jacobs and Bud Hopkins. She said the alien brought her to orgasm by mental suggestion. It looked like the type of insect like alien reported in The Threat. She reports complete success and has been wearing a helmet 24 hours a day for a year and a half. Her husband says she even bathes with it on. This woman was extremely traumatized by her abduction experience. Her husband had her hospitalized for several months when she insisted she was abducted. After wearing the helmet for several months she said she became much more stable and focused.

November, 2000

A leather helmet using 14 sheets of metalized plastic was sent to replace her old helmet which was becoming worn out.

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Now I know why my wife wears that funny hat and always has a headache, it makes perfect sense now ...

[ZX12R]

"I have been abducted by aliens for years and found stopabductions.com by a happy coincidence."

I feel so sorry for some people. She is cute though.

[This_far]

Aliens will try to stop you from wearing the helmet both mentally and physically.

Yes, that is sooooooo simpler than stopping you from writing a check.

[DeFault User]

The thought screen helmet has effectively stopped several types of aliens from abducting or controlling humans. Only four failures have been reported since 1998.

Two of those failures were encounters with alien-human hybrids. In 2005, a cloth helmet with a smaller area of Velostat, which had a Velcro strap, was easily removed by an alien-human hybrid. Another failure occurred in 2007 when two alien-human hybrids snuck up behind a frail woman, tackled her, and forcedly removed her helmet. These alien-human hybrids are described in The Threat by David Jacobs and in Sight Unseen by Budd Hopkins.

The helmet still works for people being abducted by aliens, but not by their alien-human hybrids who are now integrating into our societies.

Since my problem is with alien-human hybrids, I shall defer the purchase until the inventor has the kinks worked out.

[mnehring]

What color did you make yours?

[Billthedrill]

Why wouldn’t I want insectoid human-alien hybrids giving me orgasms by mental suggestion? I’ve had worse dates. Lots worse.

[theDentist]

Seems to me that if Aliens can come all this way to abduct someone, using a space ship that can fold the space time continuum and travel many parsecs in only moments, won’t they have intellect enough to take the helmet off?

[Vasilli22]

bfl

[Vasilli22]

[TChris]

He is an impressive guitarist, but nuttier than trail mix.

[Army Air Corps]

I wouldn’t mind being abducted by her...

[ShadowAce]

How (and why) did you find this site?

[Scythian]

I modled mind after the leather football helmet worn by Jack Nicholson in easy rider ... They keep getting the chin strap off though, I'm so sick of the probing ...

[dfwgator]

Speaking of "Easy Rider"

Dennis Hopper in Critical Condition (Heart Attack)