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Stop Alien Abductions for under $30.00
STOP ALIEN ABDUCTIONS ^

Posted on 09/30/2009 11:46:13 AM PDT by Scythian

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To: Eaker; humblegunner

Really important info ping


41 posted on 09/30/2009 12:18:10 PM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: ShadowAce
How (and why) did you find this site?

A friend sent it to me over MSN Messenger to make me crack-up ...
42 posted on 09/30/2009 12:18:54 PM PDT by Scythian
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To: ConservativeMan55

hmmmmmm


43 posted on 09/30/2009 12:18:55 PM PDT by Quix (POL Ldrs quotes fm1900 2 presnt: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/religion/2130557/posts?page=81#81)
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To: theDentist

“Seems to me that if Aliens can come all this way to abduct someone, using a space ship that can fold the space time continuum and travel many parsecs in only moments, won’t they have intellect enough to take the helmet off?”


Looks like you can strike off Hollywood screenwriting off your list of potential jobs.


44 posted on 09/30/2009 12:20:42 PM PDT by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: Scythian

This could become a classic. I can’t stop laughing!


45 posted on 09/30/2009 12:20:54 PM PDT by Jean S
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To: Scythian
Her husband says she even bathes with it on.

Her hair must look and smell like week-old roadkill.

46 posted on 09/30/2009 12:25:17 PM PDT by dirtboy
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To: freedomlover

DRAT!!!


47 posted on 09/30/2009 12:27:56 PM PDT by theDentist (fybo qwerty ergo typo : i type, therefore i misspelll)
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To: Scythian

These helmets are useful in that they allow the instant identification of insane people.


48 posted on 09/30/2009 12:31:55 PM PDT by Hacklehead (Liberalism is the art of taking what works, breaking it, and then blaming conservatives.)
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To: TChris
He is an impressive guitarist, but nuttier than trail mix.

Even Guns and Roses found him to eccentric, now that's sayin' something ...
49 posted on 09/30/2009 12:34:56 PM PDT by Scythian
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To: Scythian
Even Guns and Roses found him to eccentric, now that's sayin' something ...

I read that Ozzy once wanted to hire him, if he would just lose the bucket.

No deal.

(Glad we got Zakk instead, though.)

50 posted on 09/30/2009 12:50:02 PM PDT by TChris (There is no freedom without the possibility of failure.)
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51 posted on 09/30/2009 12:52:19 PM PDT by SiVisPacemParaBellum (Peace through superior firepower!)
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To: Scythian
Why abduct it?

Just hit it!

52 posted on 09/30/2009 1:44:32 PM PDT by Candor7 (The effective weap<p>ons against Fascism are ridicule, derision, and truth (Member NRA)
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