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BREAKING: Obama Wins All Events at 2012 Olympics!

Posted on 10/09/2009 9:25:51 AM PDT by BulletBobCo

All events, male and female, have been awarded to Barack Hussein Obama. The award ceremony to take place atop Sugarloaf Mountain.


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1 posted on 10/09/2009 9:25:52 AM PDT by BulletBobCo
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Damn it! Is there no stopping Jim Thompson? He is immoral!
2 posted on 10/09/2009 9:27:14 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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ROTFL! How appropriate....”sugarloaf”!


3 posted on 10/09/2009 9:27:31 AM PDT by gimme1ibertee (Palin-Bachmann Overdrive 2012 !! :))
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What the hell!....Why not?


4 posted on 10/09/2009 9:27:35 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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All events, male and female

Well that makes sense as we can't figure out which one he is.
5 posted on 10/09/2009 9:28:33 AM PDT by GonzoGOP (There are millions of paranoid people in the world, and they are all out to get me.)
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To: BulletBobCo

that’ll show them...

How dare they not pick Chicago...

Revenge is sweet...

It’s good to be president..

:)


6 posted on 10/09/2009 9:28:42 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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7 posted on 10/09/2009 9:30:58 AM PDT by Carpe Cerevisi
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To: BulletBobCo

And after winning all events in the 2012 Olympics, he’s also declared winner of the 2012 US presidential election - all voting is cancelled as Obama is permitted to pick his own Congress, too!


8 posted on 10/09/2009 9:34:10 AM PDT by flowerplough ( Pennsylvania today - New New Jersey meets North West Virginia.)
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To: BulletBobCo

But could he beat Kim Jong Il, Mr. 38 under par, at golf? See http://www.worldtribune.com/worldtribune/WTARC/2004/ea_nkorea_06_16.html


9 posted on 10/09/2009 9:34:11 AM PDT by piytar (Zero pimping propaganda on all SRM channels at once: Big Brother in 2009! NRA Lifetime Member)
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How exciting ! I can’t wait until he shoots his first 18 at the Masters ! Or has he already done so and I missed it ?


10 posted on 10/09/2009 9:42:43 AM PDT by Mark85937
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To: BulletBobCo

hahahahaha


11 posted on 10/09/2009 9:43:34 AM PDT by novemberslady
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To: BulletBobCo; Lucky9teen

12 posted on 10/09/2009 9:46:40 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Double your income. Fire the government)
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13 posted on 10/09/2009 4:21:32 PM PDT by mojitojoe (Socialism is just the last “feel good” step on the path to Communism and its slavery. Lenin)
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Minister of Silly Walks.


14 posted on 10/09/2009 4:40:21 PM PDT by Professional Engineer (Amendment 0: Congress shall make no law.)
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