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BREAKING: Obama Creates Two New Universes
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| Oct 9, 2009
| Laz
Posted on 10/09/2009 11:21:58 AM PDT by Lazamataz
(AP) Barak Obama is credited with the creation of two new universes today.
Tremendous explosions could be heard from the Rose Garden, where Barak Obama started the expansion of the two new universes. At the point of this event all of the matter and energy of space was contained at one point.
The White House Spokesman confirmed that this occurance was not a conventional explosion but rather an event filling all of space with all of the particles of the embryonic universe rushing away from each other.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: breaking; obamawins; wins
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posted on
10/09/2009 11:21:59 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
Wonderful! Funny as hell.
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posted on
10/09/2009 11:22:30 AM PDT
by
mudblood
To: Lazamataz
Wow. Is there anything that guy CAN’T do? :)
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posted on
10/09/2009 11:22:44 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(It doesn't matter what this tagline says...the liberals are going to call it "racist.")
To: Lazamataz
BREAKING: Obama Creates Two New Universes Good. Now he can move there.
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posted on
10/09/2009 11:22:55 AM PDT
by
The Sons of Liberty
(FUBO - When 0bama Fails, Freedom Prevails!)
To: Lazamataz
Every time anyone decides to do one thing rather than another two separate universes are created.
Obama is really screwing up this particular universe we are in, not because he wants to, but because he wants his other selves to be blameless in their universes.
To: Lazamataz
Does this have anything to do with black holes and stuff like that?
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posted on
10/09/2009 11:26:34 AM PDT
by
Sparko
("Barack Hussein Obama He said Red, Yellow, Black or White All are equal in His sight. Mmm, mmm, mmm")
To: Lazamataz
Obama establishes Uranus as the center of his second universe.
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posted on
10/09/2009 11:27:23 AM PDT
by
Enterprise
(When they come for your guns and ammo, give them the ammo first.)
To: Sparko
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posted on
10/09/2009 11:27:48 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
To: Lazamataz
LOL!
And he do'ed it before breakfast!
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posted on
10/09/2009 11:29:02 AM PDT
by
pyx
(Rule#1.The LEFT lies.Rule#2.See Rule#1. IF THE LEFT CONTROLS THE LANGUAGE, IT CONTROLS THE ARGUMENT.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
10/09/2009 11:29:46 AM PDT
by
Sparko
("Barack Hussein Obama He said Red, Yellow, Black or White All are equal in His sight. Mmm, mmm, mmm")
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
10/09/2009 11:30:05 AM PDT
by
Sir Beowolf
("We The People")
To: Lazamataz
Former Dem Senator John Edwards claimed Obama appropriated his concept...
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posted on
10/09/2009 11:30:17 AM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Why stop at just two Americas?)
To: Lazamataz
Let me know if Obama grows a beard in this universe.
-PJ
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posted on
10/09/2009 11:31:25 AM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
(Comprehensive congressional reform legislation only yields incomprehensible bills that nobody reads.)
To: Lazamataz
...all of the particles of the embryonic universe rushing away from each other.The particles caught a glimpse up the skirt of Helen Thomas.
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posted on
10/09/2009 11:31:55 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(In Germany they came first for the Communists, And I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist...)
To: Lazamataz
I hope he created a Democrat universe and a Republican universe. I want to move to the Republican universe to be rid of this clown.
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posted on
10/09/2009 11:32:34 AM PDT
by
smokingfrog
(No man's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session. I AM JIM THOMPSON)
To: Lazamataz
In other news, King Barack is still king.
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posted on
10/09/2009 11:32:59 AM PDT
by
Ptarmigan
(God Hates Bunnies. God Loves Ptarmigans)
To: smokingfrog
>> I hope he created a Democrat universe and a Republican universe. I want to move to the Republican universe to be rid of this clown. <<
You just know they would dump their excess entropy into the Republican universe to support their Marxist ideals.
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posted on
10/09/2009 1:11:29 PM PDT
by
GraceG
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