Posted on 11/29/2009 12:44:40 PM PST by Coleus
Researchers trying to protect pregnant drivers
Mankind has already created a mathematical model to protect pregnant women from crashing cars. It is called the “2 Bare Feet in 1 Kitchen” algorithm.
LOL that's one of the best things I've read on here.
How about drivers under 5’6”?
If GM were trying to protect pregnant women they’d put a sticker on the steering column of every car saying that “Driving is dangerous and could result in damage to pregnant women and their unaborted fetuses”....
Somebody has to, its not like the unborn are worthy of protection under socialized medicine.
this wouldn’t be possible if the feds “rescued” Ford because Planned Parenthood, which owns 33% of the United States government, would insist that abortions be offered as an option.
How dare they! They are supposed to be going green! Ford will lose their stimulus funding if they keep protecting those carbon-spewing fetuses.
Obama must be furious.
Obama is going to dictate that each new car sold come with a free abortion coupon. Just to “protect” those defenseless fetuses.
Yeah! If they’d just stay in the back seat where they belong, this wouldn’t be an issue!
My guess is that’s one of the reasons the death rate is so much higher for pre-borns vs infants.
After they’re born, almost all are riding in the back seat.
Most pregnant moms are up front.
Agreed. Add to that the fact that many pregnant women don’t buckle up, or wear the belt too high across the belly.
Still, My original comment was supposed to be something of a joke...
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