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Carville: Airport scanners can 'measure my penis'
The Hill ^ | 1/8/2010 | Christina Wilkie

Posted on 01/08/2010 10:34:36 AM PST by mojitojoe

The debate over full body security scans just got a lot more graphic, thanks to Democratic political strategist and frequent flyer James Carville.

Speaking on The Tony Kornheiser Show Friday, Carville laid out, or unzipped, his vision for airport security.

But the consummate talker couldn't help sharing too much information.

"Let me buy a [security] pass ... so that they can scan me and and search me and measure my penis, then let me get on the plane," he said.

(Excerpt) Read more at washingtonscene.thehill.com ...


TOPICS: Extended News; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: airportsecurity; carville; jackass; microscopic; napl; plancklimit; scanner; shortsubject; shrinkage
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To: mojitojoe

Carville: Airport scanners can ‘measure my penis’

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Wow! I feel sorry for the poor TSA agents who have to do that.

Well, almost sorry.


41 posted on 01/08/2010 10:59:09 AM PST by Responsibility2nd
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To: mojitojoe
Carville: Airport scanners can 'measure my penis'

Assumes facts not in evidence...

42 posted on 01/08/2010 10:59:59 AM PST by Zeppo ("Happy Pony is on - and I'm NOT missing Happy Pony")
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To: mojitojoe

Government creates new job position at airport screening—Pecker Checker.


43 posted on 01/08/2010 11:00:47 AM PST by cajuncow
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To: mojitojoe

“Who put that penis enlarger in my suitcase? That’s not mine.”

Bet it’s bigger than his brain.


44 posted on 01/08/2010 11:01:45 AM PST by Reagan69 (The only thing SHOVEL-READY since BO's stimulus has been MICHAEL JACKSON (tammy bruce))
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To: mojitojoe

His young daughters must be so proud. Aren’t they young school girls? The kids on the playground will have a field day with this no doubt. He should think about them before saying something so juvenile to the whole world.


45 posted on 01/08/2010 11:02:53 AM PST by carmody
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To: mojitojoe

it IS millimeter wave technology afterall.


46 posted on 01/08/2010 11:02:58 AM PST by RFEngineer
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To: Reagan69

Microtechnology Rules!


47 posted on 01/08/2010 11:02:58 AM PST by Chickensoup (We have the government we deserve. Is our government our traitor?)
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To: mojitojoe

Carville has a penis?


48 posted on 01/08/2010 11:03:08 AM PST by marvlus
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To: mojitojoe

As the screener’s scratch their heads and say: It looks like a Penis only smaller.


49 posted on 01/08/2010 11:03:13 AM PST by mortal19440
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To: Quickgun

If Carvile takes Viagra, it will only make him taller.


50 posted on 01/08/2010 11:03:22 AM PST by elcid1970 ("O Muslim! My bullets are dipped in pig grease!")
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To: Gamecock

51 posted on 01/08/2010 11:03:55 AM PST by buccaneer81 (ECOMCON)
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To: mojitojoe

James Carville’s penis is about six feet one inch tall.


52 posted on 01/08/2010 11:03:59 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: carmody

You would think so...

Unfortunately, liberals are incapable of thinking about anyone but themselves.


53 posted on 01/08/2010 11:04:50 AM PST by RandallFlagg (30-year smoker, E-Cigs helped me quit, and O wants me back smoking again?)
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To: mrreaganaut

facepalm ping


54 posted on 01/08/2010 11:06:04 AM PST by reaganaut (Former Mormon, now Christian "I once was lost but now am found, was blind but now I see")
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To: Jim Robinson
He’s all penis.

There is no end to the prick.

55 posted on 01/08/2010 11:06:47 AM PST by A_Tradition_Continues (formerly known as Politicalwit ...05/28/98...Ain't no Newbie!)
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To: mojitojoe

I didnt know it had a zoom...


56 posted on 01/08/2010 11:07:38 AM PST by RaceBannon (OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE IS SHOVEL READY...FOR SENIORS!!:: NObama. Not my president.)
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To: Boonie

I thought and am so glad you said it.


57 posted on 01/08/2010 11:07:41 AM PST by cajuncow
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To: mojitojoe
When Mary and he announced they were going to have a child, James proudly took a bow for being the daddy

I don't know. Conservatives have had it in for him for a long time.

58 posted on 01/08/2010 11:09:03 AM PST by llevrok (Drink your beer, damnit. There are sober people in Africa!)
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To: mojitojoe

Lizardhead is 14 inches.......INGROWN.


59 posted on 01/08/2010 11:10:45 AM PST by halfright (My presidents picture is in the dictionary, next to the word, "rectum".)
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To: Chickensoup
Microtechnology Rules!

I think we're talking nanotech here.

60 posted on 01/08/2010 11:14:42 AM PST by 6ppc (It's torch and pitchfork time)
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