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Carville: Airport scanners can 'measure my penis'
The Hill ^
| 1/8/2010
| Christina Wilkie
Posted on 01/08/2010 10:34:36 AM PST by mojitojoe
The debate over full body security scans just got a lot more graphic, thanks to Democratic political strategist and frequent flyer James Carville.
Speaking on The Tony Kornheiser Show Friday, Carville laid out, or unzipped, his vision for airport security.
But the consummate talker couldn't help sharing too much information.
"Let me buy a [security] pass ... so that they can scan me and and search me and measure my penis, then let me get on the plane," he said.
(Excerpt) Read more at washingtonscene.thehill.com ...
TOPICS: Extended News; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: airportsecurity; carville; jackass; microscopic; napl; plancklimit; scanner; shortsubject; shrinkage
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You have got to read the comments, they are hilarious.
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posted on
01/08/2010 10:34:39 AM PST
by
mojitojoe
To: mojitojoe
One of the comments:
“Its a scanner, not a microscope…”
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posted on
01/08/2010 10:39:29 AM PST
by
avacado
To: mojitojoe
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posted on
01/08/2010 10:39:34 AM PST
by
Jim Robinson
(Join the TEA Party Rebellion!! May God and TEA save the Republic!!)
To: mojitojoe
To: MotleyGirl70; Cagey; Mr. Brightside; earlJam; Rb ver. 2.0; lesser_satan; Taffini; jdm; countess; ...
As long as he doesn’t take “it” out.
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posted on
01/08/2010 10:40:13 AM PST
by
Gamecock
(We always have reasons for doing what we do.)
To: mojitojoe
Carville: Airport scanners can ‘measure my penis’...
or find out that he doesn’t really have one.
To: mojitojoe
I had no idea the resolution was that good!!
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posted on
01/08/2010 10:40:43 AM PST
by
ClearCase_guy
(We have the 1st so that we can call on people to rebel. We have 2nd so that they can.)
To: mojitojoe
Well, James, from what Mary tells me, they would need a micrometer to measure it.
To: mojitojoe
His wife must be SO proud! /s
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posted on
01/08/2010 10:41:05 AM PST
by
PalmettoMason
(MUSLIMS BE WARNED! I am armed. And my ammo has all been dipped in pork fat.)
To: Gamecock
To: mojitojoe
Carville: Airport scanners can 'measure my penis'I don't think they have a scanning electron microscopes at the airport security desk.
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posted on
01/08/2010 10:41:09 AM PST
by
broken_arrow1
(I regret that I have but one life to give for my country - Nathan Hale "Patriot")
To: mojitojoe
To: mojitojoe
To: mojitojoe
To: mojitojoe
Well, who is the girl model in the scanner on the Drudge Report - lets ask her.
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posted on
01/08/2010 10:43:39 AM PST
by
edcoil
(If I had 1 cent for every dollar the government saved, Bill Gates and I would be friends.)
To: mojitojoe
“We’ll never get that on the album cover”
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posted on
01/08/2010 10:44:05 AM PST
by
ansel12
(anti SoCon. Earl Warren's court 1953-1969, libertarian hero, anti social conservative loser.)
To: mojitojoe
I suppose Carville is the kind of guy who goes to a nudist wedding and then proclaims, “I only missed being best man by a sixteenth of an inch!”
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posted on
01/08/2010 10:45:07 AM PST
by
MIchaelTArchangel
(Is anyone in the 0bama administration competent at anything?!!?)
To: Malone LaVeigh
Which gargoyle do you think he thinks with??
To: Malone LaVeigh
Yep...His penis sticks through the collar of his shirt......
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posted on
01/08/2010 10:46:27 AM PST
by
Boonie
To: Jim Robinson
He's all penis.I think you may be right!. If you look at him from the neck up, it appears he is a penis with eyes and ears!
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posted on
01/08/2010 10:47:15 AM PST
by
MIchaelTArchangel
(Is anyone in the 0bama administration competent at anything?!!?)
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