President Obama: Replace Rahm with Me ...an open letter from Michael Moore

www.michaelmoore.com ^ | March 5, 2010 | Michael Moore

[Brytani]

Dear President Obama,

I understand you may be looking to replace Rahm Emanuel as your chief of staff.

I would like to humbly offer myself, yours truly, as his replacement.

I will come to D.C. and clean up the mess that's been created around you. I will work for $1 a year. I will help the Dems on Capitol Hill find their spines and I will teach them how to nonviolently beat the Republicans to a pulp.

And I will help you get done what the American people sent you there to do. I don't need much, just a cot in the White House basement will do.....................(excerpt)

Let me be clear about one thing: The Democrats on Election Day 2010 are going to get an ass-whoopin' of biblical proportions if things don't change right now. And after the new Republican majority takes over, they, along with a few conservative Democrats in Congress, will get to bipartisanly impeach you for being a socialist and a citizen of Kenya. How nice to see both sides of the aisle working together again!

And the brief window we had to fix this country will be gone.

Gone.

Gone, baby, gone.

More at link http://www.michaelmoore.com/words/mikes-letter/president-obama-replace-rahm-me-open-letter-michael-moore

[Tolsti2]

It’s so gross watching moore trying to be a ‘cute’ marxist revolutionary. A lot of people find it humorous I guess though.

[Riptides]

Dear Mike,

Thanks for the offer. Unfortunately there are not enough Dunkin’ Donuts in Washington to support your insatiable addiction to chocolate-covered (with sprinkles)donuts.
More importantly, we have been unable to locate cot manufacturer that can provide us with a cot big enough to accommodate your fat ass.

Thanks in advance.

Ozero

[Brytani]

Can you imagine how much $200/lb Wagu Beef Moore could chow down?

Guess they’d need to up the national debt limit again.

[seekthetruth]

Thanks for the ping! I needed a good laugh this morning! Adding a ping to some of my other friends!

[Brytani]

Yea, I needed a laugh too.... :-)

[seekthetruth]

It is just too funny to miss! Had to ping some others!

[Dawggie]

Eww, no visuals please

[alice_in_bubbaland]

“And after the new Republican majority takes over, they, along with a few conservative Democrats in Congress, will get to bipartisanly impeach you for being a socialist and a citizen of Kenya. How nice to see both sides of the aisle working together again!”

LOL! Too Funny! This guy’s a riot!

[rosco coltrain]

” I just need a cot....” woww that would have to be one very beefy cot to hold Lumpy Reifenstahl.

[Brytani]

He had a front row seat beside Jimmah Carter (former worst President in American History) at the DNC convention. How far the mighty have fallen.

Please Lord, No. I am not suggesting Michael Moore fall. The earth’s crust couldn’t handle it.

[IronJack]

I don't need much, just a cot in the White House basement will do.

First of all, it would have to be a steel-reinforced cot that could hold a drydocked supertanker. And although he might work for $1 a year, the pizza bill alone would double the national debt.

No thanks.

[samtheman]

There's a 100% fruitcake who posts his website in the comment section on MM's website, and here's who he lists as "THE NEW FOUNDING FATHERS OF AMERICA" (his caps):

Dennis Kucinich(Democrat), Ralph Nader(Independent), Ron Paul(Republican)

Wherever mental defectives thrive, you'll find support for Ron Paul.

Now, admittedly, it's not Paul's fault this mental midget supports him... but is it a coincidence? I think not.