Playboy `readers' get 3-D centerfold

breitbart.com/AP ^ | 5/11/2010 | DON BABWIN

[SonOfDarkSkies]

Playboy readers who can only imagine what it would look like if a centerfold jumped right off the page are getting new specs to help them see into Hef's world.

The magazine's June edition hits newsstands Friday equipped with 3-D glasses. Now the toy that has kids dodging dragons, meatballs and tall blue aliens at the movies will help adults focus on what is, at first glance, a very blurry Playmate of the Year.

"What would people most like to see in 3-D?" asked Playboy founder Hugh Hefner. "Probably a naked lady."

Hefner makes no secret of hoping to capitalize on the popularity of 3-D movies such as "Avatar" and "How to Train Your Dragon," even as he makes no secret of not quite getting what all the fuss is about.

"I'm not a huge enthusiast of 3-D," he said in a telephone interview. "I leave real life to go to the movies and 2-D is fine with me."

If the thought of grown men sitting back in their recliners with a pair of 3-D glasses doesn't quite say "Playboy," it should be noted that a few months ago the magazine put Marge Simpson—yes, the blue-haired animated mother of Bart—on the cover and in a two-page centerfold.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Back about forty years ago a soldier lost his eye sight in the Vietnam war. On his way home from the hospital, the stewardess on the aircraft asked if he would like a magazine to read.

He asked her for PLAYBOY, in Braille.

[SonOfDarkSkies]

Now we know of at least one guy who is telling the truth when he says he reads Playboy for the articles!;-)

[Slings and Arrows]

Somehow “depth” isn’t a quality I associate with Playboy centerfolds.

[ApplegateRanch]

Raise Alert Level to Depth-Con DD!

[Trillian]

You open it and the fake silicon boobies pop out and hit the floor ;)

[BJClinton]

[Beaten Valve]

On April 27th she tweeted: “I keep having dreams about Anderson Cooper. Must be watching way too much CNN.”

Who wants to be the one to clue her in???

[Cyber Liberty]

One nitpick of a really good idea: A “sawbuck” is a ten. Fives are “fins.”

:^)

[Cyber Liberty]

...air drop Playboy magazines and live pigs on them 24 x 7.

"I swear, with God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."

[Cyber Liberty]

He asked her for PLAYBOY, in Braille.

I had a blind housemate years ago, and he received the braille edition of Playboy every month. I kid you not.

[saganite]

Take it up with Jimmy Buffet. That’s an intro to one of his songs off one of his albums. ;^)