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My wife wants a handgun but......[Vanity]
May 21, 2010 | B.E. Radtke

Posted on 05/21/2010 3:39:37 PM PDT by bjorn14

I was having breakfast on the terrace with my wife the other day and out of the blue she says to me "I think I want a handgun but I don't want it to be able to kill someone"

My first thought was "What's the point?"

Well alot of back and forth discussion, so any suggestions/comments/advice?


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KEYWORDS: banglist; handguns
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To: freedumb2003
Never point a weapon at anything you do not want to destroy.

Exactly.

21 posted on 05/21/2010 3:44:53 PM PDT by prairiebreeze (You never lose when you're playing with somebody else's money.)
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To: JRandomFreeper
Get the handgun, replace the wife. But my advice may not be the best. I've been married at least 3 times that I know of.

That gave me the laugh of the day

22 posted on 05/21/2010 3:44:53 PM PDT by estrogen (2012 can't come soon enough)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

>Perhaps she just wants to permanently maim ?

LOL - I like that thought.


23 posted on 05/21/2010 3:44:58 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: bjorn14

Buy her a Smith and Wesson Model 31 .32 cal revolver. Although it is not made currently, many can be found at gunbroker.com it’s small, light, not likely to kill, but will scare and demand attention...


24 posted on 05/21/2010 3:45:09 PM PDT by devane617 (VOTE THEM OUT! ALL OF THEM!)
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To: bjorn14
Buy her a book for now. Talk guns later:

Thank God I Had a Gun

25 posted on 05/21/2010 3:45:13 PM PDT by GOP_Party_Animal
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To: bjorn14

Have you been getting on her nerves lately?


26 posted on 05/21/2010 3:45:23 PM PDT by Spok (Free Range Republican)
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To: bjorn14

What’s your insurance policy look like? I had to ask.

After that, it is important for her to decide at what point would she not be willing to be a victim. We shoot people to make them quit what they are doing. If the result is that they stop doing things to make you their victim, then mission accomplished. If they die as a result, then they had a choice not to engage in that activity. If your wife can understand that and knows the point where she is not going to be a victim, then she knows when she wants a gun.


27 posted on 05/21/2010 3:45:32 PM PDT by Steamburg (The contents of your wallet is the only language Politicians understand.)
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To: JRandomFreeper

I once wanted to get a gun for my wife too.

But no one would trade me.

(ba doom shish!)


28 posted on 05/21/2010 3:45:42 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (PALIN/MCCAIN IN 2012 - barf alert? sarc tag? -- can't decide)
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To: bjorn14

Buy her a 20ga shotgun. Better than nothing and may only maim with the right ammo.

But make sure you tell her that whoever she shoots may get very offended, take the gun away and use it on her. Tell her to make VERY sure she wants a gun but doesn’t want to use it to kill. It may very well end-up being worse than having no gun at all.


29 posted on 05/21/2010 3:46:35 PM PDT by VeniVidiVici (Everyone needs valid ID except illegal aliens and the President - only in America)
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To: bjorn14

You could always do something like this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUE10HpmK8I


30 posted on 05/21/2010 3:46:56 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: JRandomFreeper
Get the handgun, replace the wife.

Agree.

31 posted on 05/21/2010 3:46:59 PM PDT by bgill (how could a young man born here in Kenya, who is not even a native American, become the POTUS)
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To: TokuMei

More of the Judge: “I can’t breathe..! Oh God I can’t feel my legs...!!!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLZG03p4vXo


32 posted on 05/21/2010 3:47:17 PM PDT by TokuMei
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To: bjorn14
here's a picture of the S&W model 31- .32 cal revolver...:


33 posted on 05/21/2010 3:47:55 PM PDT by devane617 (VOTE THEM OUT! ALL OF THEM!)
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To: bjorn14

Tell her the gun doesn’t get to decide.


34 posted on 05/21/2010 3:48:29 PM PDT by tacticalogic ("Oh bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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To: bjorn14

37mm flare gun. Hit him in the chest and it will keep the perp busy and signal for the police at the same time.


35 posted on 05/21/2010 3:48:50 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Kiss my AZ!!!)
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To: bjorn14

May I suggest a Kimber Grand Raptor 1911 45. When she REALLY makes up her mind and does not want one, you will have one sweet weapon.....


36 posted on 05/21/2010 3:49:04 PM PDT by eartick (Been to the line in the sand and liked it)
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To: bjorn14

Starter pistol.


37 posted on 05/21/2010 3:49:06 PM PDT by P-Marlowe (LPFOKETT GAHCOEEP-w/o*)
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To: Dan Nunn

I’d get her a .50 Desert Eagle so she could do this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OYc4393JVE&NR=1


38 posted on 05/21/2010 3:49:57 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: fieldmarshaldj; bjorn14

My mom once told my dad she wanted a gun and my dad responded “so you can shoot me, right?”


39 posted on 05/21/2010 3:50:19 PM PDT by Perdogg (Nancy Pelosi did more damage to America on 03/21 than Al Qaeda did on 09/11)
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To: bjorn14

Tell her that no one *wants* to kill someone, but she had better be prepared to use it if it’s a choice between her own life or that of the perpetrator. She needs to be mentally prepared to stop the threat and the best way to do that is to aim for the center. Practice and knowledge makes perfect.

- female gun owner with CCW permit


40 posted on 05/21/2010 3:50:28 PM PDT by grimalkin (This paper by its very length defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill)
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