Aventura man accused of having sex with dog named Christie Brinkley

Palm Beach Post ^ | July 12, 2010 | David Ovalle

[Zeppo]

Now, that’s a headline that you don’t see every day...

[Tigerized]

What? No “mans’ best friend” references?

[RocketRoland]

Yes there are reasons we have laws period and the problem with the system is it enforces them with whomever they please and disregard those they please. Without impartiality and honor the legal systems cannot and will not stand. The Justice Department has made the stand so it is up to us to fix it or allow the strongest to survive.

[bmwcyle]

It is not funny. It is sick.

[Slings and Arrows]

I cannot BELIEVE that this thread hasn't gotten Teh Banhammer! But since it hasn't...

[Slings and Arrows]

What? No “mans’ best friend” references?

Sounds like they're more than friends.

[newfreep]

..and the dog replied, “Rut Roh”.

[TheOldLady]

Now that we’re here, the mods will probably take a closer look. Cache it while you can!

[Glenn]

Why don't you post this crap in chat where it belongs? My daughter's computer is right next to mine so I can watch her activities. She sees these dumb-ass headlines and I wind up having to cover.

Find some sense, will you?

[Slings and Arrows]

I’m starting to wonder if they follow me around looking for sick threads. If so...well played.

[going hot]

They say sex is all in the mind.

He probably closed his eyes and just concentrated on the name.

maybe even used a bag over the dog's head?

[PJ-Comix]

It is not funny. It is sick.

It could have been sick but the Christie Brinkley part put this story solidly in the FUNNY category.

[PJ-Comix]

Why don't you post this crap in chat where it belongs?

This was definitely a NEWS story. I wouldn't be surprised if the trial ends up on Court TV.

[Glenn]

This was definitely a NEWS story.

You're missing the point. You are being immature and disgusting. I don't come to FR to get the latest deviant sex news and I definitely don't want my daughter exposed to it.

[LucyT]

Thanks for the ping, but I’m not going to read this thread.

[skepsel]

Knick-knack, patty-whack....

[Slings and Arrows]

S’Okay. You probably know the ending, anyway.

[DPMD]

Christie Brinkley’s a dog?

Whodathunkit!

[rmlew]

Asked the vet for advice.... lawyer named Wiener. Priceless.

Now shoot this guy and leave his corpse for ravenous dogs.

[a fool in paradise]

I wonder why the lavender mafia crowd only single out homosexuality from this list as being “ok”. Why don’t they stand up for the rights of ALL lovers?