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Texas A&M may drop free TP in dorms
Houston Chronicle ^ | Wednesday, July 21, 2010 | MAGGIE KIELY

Posted on 07/21/2010 2:29:28 PM PDT by Willie Green

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Maybe the Aggies will have vending machines that dispense 5 sheets for 25¢
1 posted on 07/21/2010 2:29:33 PM PDT by Willie Green
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To: Willie Green
Doesn't the stuff just grow on trees?


2 posted on 07/21/2010 2:31:07 PM PDT by Hodar (Who needs laws .... when this "feels" so right?)
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To: Willie Green

Maybe just a water can beside each stall?


3 posted on 07/21/2010 2:31:19 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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As an Aggie, I gotta say that this is funny, but it sure does signify how times have changed since I was there.


4 posted on 07/21/2010 2:33:04 PM PDT by GOP_Muzik (If all the world's a stage then I want different lighting)
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To: Willie Green; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono; Revolting cat!
Corn?


5 posted on 07/21/2010 2:34:37 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: Willie Green

First how ‘bout cutting crap like “Poetry for Lesbian Basket Weavers” and giving the heave-ho to profs of worthless classes, and across-the-board salary cuts to all (ALL) staff and administrators.


6 posted on 07/21/2010 2:35:51 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: Willie Green

Get a stack of 1040’s at the library.


7 posted on 07/21/2010 2:36:25 PM PDT by Mojave (Ignorant and stoned - Obama's natural constituency.)
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To: Willie Green

Man-up Aggies and grab a stack of newspaper from your dad’s outhouse.


8 posted on 07/21/2010 2:39:43 PM PDT by trumandogz
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To: Willie Green
"Wipe at will"......
9 posted on 07/21/2010 2:41:02 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Willie Green

Just get rid of a couple of profs in Sociology . . . that alone will buy lots of TP


10 posted on 07/21/2010 2:41:31 PM PDT by A_Former_Democrat
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Maybe the Aggies will have vending machines that dispense 5 sheets for 25¢

According to the old Aggie joke, a hand is commonly referred to a five day Aggie handkerchief.

Perhaps this will now change if the article is correct.

11 posted on 07/21/2010 2:42:11 PM PDT by Zakeet (The Big Wee Wee -- rapidly moving America from WTF to SNAFU to FUBAR)
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The toilet paper savings would wipe away about $82,000 of the $2.2 million that Student Affairs has been charged to reduce in its operating budget

Sheryl Crowe says "Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required. "

12 posted on 07/21/2010 2:42:23 PM PDT by mjp ((pro-{God, reality, reason, egoism, individualism, natural rights, limited government, capitalism}))
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To: Larry Lucido; Cagey; MotleyGirl70; Gamecock
"Three squares? You can't spare three squares?" Benes shouts.

The woman leaves after saying: "No I don't have a square to spare. I can't spare a square."

That famous scene from Seinfeld soon may be playing out thousands of times in dorm bathrooms across the Texas A&M campus.

It's come to that.


13 posted on 07/21/2010 2:44:23 PM PDT by earlJam
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To: Zakeet

“we’re all muslim now...”


14 posted on 07/21/2010 2:45:00 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: Willie Green
The official Texas A&M Halloween costume...


15 posted on 07/21/2010 2:49:16 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Never trust anyone who points their rear end at God while praying.)
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To: Willie Green

Just put a box of the student newspaper by the door to the bathroom.


16 posted on 07/21/2010 2:50:18 PM PDT by VRWCmember
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17 posted on 07/21/2010 2:52:31 PM PDT by csvset
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18 posted on 07/21/2010 2:55:11 PM PDT by csvset
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Silly Aggies don't know how to use the 3 sea shells. /sarc

19 posted on 07/21/2010 2:58:24 PM PDT by anymouse (God didn't write this sitcom we call life, he's just the critic.)
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To: GOP_Muzik

Those Aggie freshmen must be overwhelmed by the dorm’s indoor plumbing.


20 posted on 07/21/2010 3:03:27 PM PDT by trumandogz
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