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1 posted on 09/23/2010 8:08:33 PM PDT by SanFranDan
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To: SanFranDan
BS.

Beer works fine.

2 posted on 09/23/2010 8:10:39 PM PDT by MountainDad (Support your local Militia)
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To: SanFranDan

What do these people think Tequila is for?


3 posted on 09/23/2010 8:10:59 PM PDT by NerdDad (Aug 7, 1981, I married my soul mate, CDBEAR. 29 years and I'm still teenager-crazy in love with her.)
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To: SanFranDan

No thanks. When I get gregarious people don’t like me. At least when I’m shy people can’t make up their mind.


4 posted on 09/23/2010 8:11:08 PM PDT by utherdoul
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To: SanFranDan

Sounds like there is something there.


5 posted on 09/23/2010 8:11:31 PM PDT by truthfreedom
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To: SanFranDan
Might as well try it. Nothing else works with autism.
6 posted on 09/23/2010 8:12:45 PM PDT by hinckley buzzard
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To: SanFranDan
They already found a cure for shyness:

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7 posted on 09/23/2010 8:13:13 PM PDT by death2tyrants
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To: SanFranDan

please, spare me
a freakin pill for everything
how about a pill to cure gayness
or a pill to cure mooselimbs
or a pill to cure the desire to kill your unborn child or your live child for that matter
then i’ll be interested
or a pill to cure the desire to molest a child


10 posted on 09/23/2010 8:23:49 PM PDT by yldstrk (My heros have always been cowboys)
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To: SanFranDan

My brain cells were bathed in oxytocin while I was breast-feeding my four children.

I am no longer shy of babies.


13 posted on 09/23/2010 8:29:05 PM PDT by heartwood
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She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.

Then I caught her spending:

$65 on make-up,

$150 for a cut & color,

$30 for a manicure,

$40 for a pedicure,

$50 on vitamins,

$300 on clothes, and

$600 for a gym membership.

I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her. She said she needed it to look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.

14 posted on 09/23/2010 8:29:50 PM PDT by Eagles6 ( Typical White Guy: Christian, Constitutionalist, Heterosexual, Redneck.)
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To: SanFranDan

I honestly misread the title as Oxycontin.


23 posted on 09/23/2010 8:39:05 PM PDT by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013- The end of an error.)
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To: SanFranDan

What happens when you OD on this stuff, do you become like a puppy dog?


24 posted on 09/23/2010 8:39:13 PM PDT by GraceG
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Isn’t that the stuff they use to induce labor? I’ll just have a little cabernet if it’s all the same to you.


30 posted on 09/23/2010 8:59:24 PM PDT by 668 - Neighbor of the Beast ( A window seat, a jug of elderberry wine, and thou.)
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To: SanFranDan

It’s why God invented wine coolers.


34 posted on 09/23/2010 9:05:20 PM PDT by BigSkyFreeper (In 2012: The Rookie and The Wookie get booted from the White House.)
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To: SanFranDan

http://theburgesses.us/OtherStuff/FUKITOL-sml.jpg

i forgot how to post picturees


36 posted on 09/23/2010 9:09:40 PM PDT by Selmore (Except for ending Slavery, Facism, Communism, and Nazism, War never has accomplished anything)
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To: SanFranDan

We use it if we have problems with a retained placenta in cows.


40 posted on 09/23/2010 9:13:46 PM PDT by wyokostur
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To: SanFranDan

It’s released during sex. Just sayin.


47 posted on 09/24/2010 12:13:44 AM PDT by DreamingWest
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Stimulation of the nipples will release this stuff.

(even in men...ewwww)

They sell it in a nasal spray to cause the letdown response.


48 posted on 09/24/2010 1:21:18 AM PDT by Bobalu ( "Israel must be like a mad dog, too dangerous to bother." ..Moshe Dayan:)
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To: SanFranDan

I wonder if this is why pre-marital sex has such a deleterious effect on women. They release oxytocin during sex and begin to trust.

This leads them to want to stay/nest with their sex partner and clouds their judgment.


50 posted on 09/24/2010 5:46:32 AM PDT by 1010RD (First Do No Harm)
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To: SanFranDan

If you want some just ask for Madame Rue.


52 posted on 09/24/2010 6:16:43 AM PDT by dfwgator (Rangers Magic Number - 4)
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