Freak show unbearable to watch (Hilarious review of CNN's new Parker Spitzer program)

New York Post ^ | October 5, 2010 | Andrea Peyser

[Zakeet]

Squirming like a flounder and blushing a terrible shade of crimson, Eliot Spitzer made his debut as a CNN talk-show host last night, looking as rushed and uncomfortable as a john on an austerity budget.

I haven't seen a man look so embarrassingly awkward in the presence of a woman since the day I saw Eliot and his wife, Silda, together at a press conference.

[Zakeet]

Looks like the MSM idiots at Chicken Noodle News came up with another winner

[scottinoc]

Kathleen Parker, a “conservative columnist” only CNN could love. I could make some comment about whores and whoremongers, but I won’t.

[LibLieSlayer]

I would rather get a root canal than watch those two. In fact... I highly prefer the Dentist over cnn.

LLS

[November 2010]

Wow. This Peyser lady knows how to do a hit piece. Of course, she had a lot to hit.

[Diogenesis]

Parker: "Client #9, .... I mean Eliot... ,
why do the majority of hookers who have serviced you
support and work for Mitt Romney .... like me?"

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Fact: The McCain/Palin ticket was up ++4 to 10 pts. in some polls, days prior to the election.
So rather than helping the GOP, Romney and
Parker and the rest of TeamROMNEY decided
…… to attack Gov. Palin to throw Election2008.

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Late in October, The American Spectator's The Prowler revealed:
"Former Mitt Romney presidential campaign staffers…
have been involved in spreading anti-Palin spin to reporters, seeking to diminish her standing after the election.
'Sarah Palin is a lightweight, she won't be the first, not even the third, person people will think of when it comes to 2012,'
says one former Romney aide…
'The only serious candidate ready to challenge to lead the Republican Party is Mitt Romney.
"Some former Romney aides were behind the recent leaks to media, including CNN, that Governor Sarah Palin was a 'diva' and was going off message intentionally."

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Kathleen Parker: "[I]t is increasingly clear that Palin is a problem." "Parker ... says something publicly that many of us have thought privately
but lacked the courage to say out loud - Palin should step down:"

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"Kathleen Parker: After Interviews, Palin Should Bow Out"

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Kathleen Parker: "Romney would bring more than squeaky clean qualifications
and youthful good looks to the ticket.
Romney would seem a logical choice."

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"Parker: Romney raised bar on freedoms"
Kathleen Parker: "If Kennedy's speech was an important landmark in American political history,
Romney's was surpassing. With heartfelt humility and poetic eloquence,
he tracked the nation's struggle with and for freedom."

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Staggering bigotry of Kathleen Parker - UPDATED"

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Who benefits most from Sanford meltdown? Californian (that's right) Mitt Romney

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"Peeking Out From the McCain Wreckage: Mitt Romney"

"Someone's got to say it: IS MITT ROMNEY RESPONSIBLE FOR OBAMA'S VICTORY?"

"Vanity: Team Romney Sabotaged Palin and Continuing to Do So?"

"Romney Supporters Trashing Palin"

"Romney advisors sniping at Palin?"

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[GreenHornet]

So what do you think? How long will this thing air before cancellation?

[vladimir998]

“...Parker, whose sumptuous cleavage...”

What?

[The_Media_never_lie]

I never, ever watch cnn. However, if this program is as bizarre as the author depicts, I just might have to watch this.

[lentulusgracchus]

Admit it, you're just another Mitt Romney troll, ain'tcha? lol

Wish you'd quit pimping the pimp on FR, he already has all the friends he can buy.

And Kathleen Parker? Good hit on her .... what a trollmuffin.

[Question Liberal Authority]

Aaron Sorkin, the former crack head

I'm glad he stopped using crack. That stuff can mess up people's minds and make them sound paranoid and delusional.

[Question Liberal Authority]

How long will this thing air before cancellation?

I'm surprised they let it run the entire episode.

[Road Warrior ‘04]

Paraphrasing Saturday Night Live:

"Kathleen! You ignorant slut!"

[Stosh]

They screwed up on the title, though; it should be “Media Whore / Client 9 “.

[secret garden]

Are your ears burning this morning? ;)

[Rocky]

LOL! Chicken Noodle News. That’s funny.

[Rummyfan]

So what do you think? How long will this thing air before cancellation?

I'll give it a month tops.

[Rummyfan]

Asked by Parker to reveal his "guilty pleasure," Spitzer disclosed that it was curling up on the couch and watching NASCAR racing. How times have changed at the Spitzer household.

LOL!

[iopscusa]

Thanks DIO for the tie in of Client #9 to Client #3,
Myth-a-Ronney...love it! You continue to do a great job of keeping the pressure on this TOOL and his legion of mythites here on FR and the likes of the despicable Parker witch!

[Fedupwithit]

HAHAHAHA!!!! Chicken Noodle News!!! Oh, I love that line!!!

[fieldmarshaldj]

Well, with the ratings this show is sure to get, Spitzer ain’t gonna be CNN’s bottom bitch anytime soon. My how the f**kin’ steamroller has fallen.