Posted on 11/29/2010 12:32:38 PM PST by Liz
Obama just made out his Christman wish list so friends know what he REALLY wants for Christmas.
<><> Ceiling mirrors in the WH master bedroom.
<><> A new teleprompter.
<><> Gonad replacement surgery.
<><> A sex doll that looks like Reggie Love.
<><> A painting of my hero.
<><> A case of imported beer.
"Christmas Eve I'll chug-a-lug a brewski---next year, I'll suck down valium and vodka."
"Obama says all he wants for Christmas is a pill that obliterates thoughts of midterms."
How do you replace that which you never had?
Man Country moved to the White House basement. Jeremiah Wright’s Greatest Hits. A transexual unicorn. Tylenol 3 for the fat lip. A Mother-in-Law apartment (in Kenya).
Agreed this is a sex change operation.
Replacement?
In order to have something be a replacement don’t you need to have had it in the first place?
News/Activism ?
All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
Every body Pauses and stares at me
These two teeth are gone as you can see
I don’t know just who to blame for this catastrophe!
But my one wish on Christmas Eve is as plain as it can be!
All I want for Christmas
is my two front teeth,
my two front teeth,
see my two front teeth!
Gee, if I could only
have my two front teeth,
then I could wish you
“Merry Christmas.”
It seems so long since I could say,
“Sister Susie sitting on a thistle!”
Gosh oh gee, how happy I’d be,
if I could only whistle (thhhh, thhhh)
All I want for Christmas
is my two front teeth,
my two front teeth,
see my two front teeth.
Gee, if I could only
have my two front teeth,
then I could wish you
“Merry Christmas!”
Heh——cute.
He’d probably like a “Real Doll” in his own image..
He lives in a Hall of Mirrors and is awed by the view.
Christmas or KWANZA?
Well, It’s too late to re-write the Twelve Stitches of Christmas!................
Wonder how a progressive would rewrite the adorable
“I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.”
REWRITE
“I Saw A Bodacious Blonde in a Bikini Giving Santa A Lap Dance.”
LOL——good one.
I Saw DADDY Kissing Santa Claus..................
1. Some new Rims on the limo
2. A new paint job on the limo that has some flash,
3. A new stereo in the limo with a 1000 watt bass amp.
4. One of them programmable hydraulic lift kits for the limo.
5. Some gold chains
6. Some baggy Levis.
After all he is nothing but street trash.
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