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Man who wore Whizzinator sent to state prison
http://www.mcall.com/news/breaking/mc-northampton-prosthetic-penis-whizz20101220,0,3635656.story ^
Posted on 12/20/2010 1:04:55 PM PST by Red in Blue PA
Court-ordered to undergo drug tests, a Monroe County man was caught wearing a fake penis and bladder used to cheat screens.
But Raymond Hartley Jr. had a good excuse for strapping on the Whizzinator, he told a Northampton County judge last week: The probation officers kept making fun of the size of his real penis.
"It's very emasculating to hear comments like that," argued defense attorney Anthony Rybak.
(Excerpt) Read more at mcall.com ...
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; US: Pennsylvania
KEYWORDS: napl; pennsylvania; sourcetitlenoturl; weird; whizzinator
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To: Red in Blue PA; Slings and Arrows
"Gadzooks, you have a small penis!"
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posted on
12/20/2010 1:31:46 PM PST
by
paulycy
(Demand Constitutionality. Save America From Bankruptcy.)
To: elcid1970
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posted on
12/20/2010 1:34:04 PM PST
by
WOBBLY BOB
( "I don't want the majority if we don't stand for something"- Jim Demint)
To: Red in Blue PA
He just pissed away his last chance!
To: paulycy
Ah, the British gift for understatement.
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posted on
12/20/2010 2:01:26 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
12/20/2010 2:10:17 PM PST
by
TheOldLady
("I WILL PLANT. I WILL HARVEST. I WILL RESIST WITH FORCE...ANY ATTEMPT TO STOP ME." - Lazamataz)
To: umgud
When my dad heard that about “the bent one” he laughed and said “He probably started out with 8 and just WORE IT DOWN TO A NUB!”
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posted on
12/20/2010 2:10:33 PM PST
by
allmendream
(Tea Party did not send the GOP to D.C. to negotiate the terms of our surrender to socialism.)
To: Red in Blue PA
Yep, they dont give you much privacy to pee in a cup anymore.
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posted on
12/20/2010 2:35:42 PM PST
by
ßuddaßudd
(7 days - 7 ways Guero >>> with a floating, shifting, ever changing persona.....)
To: WOBBLY BOB
Heh, heh, I liked the rumor where O. Smith was said to have whipped it out for a drug test, only `it’ was `them’ and one was black and the other was white. The observer was unavailable for comment.
Oh, well, just the facts.
BTW, isn’t it illegal in most states to sell urine except to testing labs?
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posted on
12/20/2010 2:42:43 PM PST
by
elcid1970
("Buy Sabra brand Hummus, made in Israel!")
To: Red in Blue PA
Yeah ... well you should hear what he tells the TSA!
TT
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posted on
12/20/2010 2:48:14 PM PST
by
TexasTransplant
(I don't mind liberals... I hate liars...there just tends to be a high degree of overlap)
To: Red in Blue PA
Twenty nine replies and nobody's posted this yet?
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posted on
12/20/2010 4:11:08 PM PST
by
Huntress
(Who the hell are you to tell me what's in my best interests?)
To: Red in Blue PA
Man who wore Whizzinator sent to state prison "Don't Whizzinate on the Electric Fence..."
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posted on
12/20/2010 4:31:55 PM PST
by
mikrofon
(Penile Institution)
To: Red in Blue PA
So, let's recap:
Cheat on a piss test...get sent to state penitentiary
Cheat/steal/lie while a member of Congress... censure
Receive BJs while foreign dignitaries await... impeachment, but get to keep your job AND a big pension
Okay, got it.
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posted on
12/20/2010 4:37:10 PM PST
by
hattend
(The meaning of the 2010 election was rebuke, reject, and repeal. - Sarah Palin)
To: Slings and Arrows
I just spent 2 minutes cleaning my screen off. I really have to stop drinking while reading these posts.
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posted on
12/20/2010 11:41:09 PM PST
by
rmlew
(You want change? Vote for the most conservative electable in your state or district.)
To: rmlew
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posted on
12/21/2010 12:20:53 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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