Arianna for President

American Thinker ^ | 2/13/11 | Clarice Feldman

[the Real fifi]

see that Donald Trump (with how many wives and bankruptcies in his past?) appeared at the CPAC conference, hinting that he might run for President on the Republican ticket. With all due regard, I suggest he's the wrong person: We need Arianna Huffington, a woman whose fiscal wizardry and drive we will need after the almost-hero of Altgeld Gardens is voted out of office. I know, I know, many of you are saying that this is a crazy idea, that there are so many better possibilities but hear me out. This week

[the Real fifi]

If we are going to elect self-aggrandizing people with no political principles for president, pick one who knows how to spin dross into gold.

[Walkingfeather]

born in greece

[kjo]

Doesn’t matter where a DEMOCRATIC presidential candidate is born.

Only counts if one is a conservative.

[bigbob]

and it would be SO sophisticated-sounding to have a woman with an accent like Ariana’s in the White House. Surely other nations of the world would love us then...?

Next best thing to having “Green Acres” in Washington DC!

[SunkenCiv]

Clarice Feldman, scrawling on “American Thinker”, thanks the Real fifi.

[tbw2]

I’m fine if she runs against Obama in a Democratic primary or even as an Independent. It takes votes from him without hurting the conservative vote.

[digger48]

I realize my proposal will take some getting used to. I can just hear the objections. In the first place, some of you will say, she was born in Athens to Greek parents and is ineligible to run for President. Please, birthers, let's not go there. We have in our hands a microfiche of her paid birth announcement in the now defunct Kalamazoo Khronicle and if that doesn't persuade you, I insist it's as sexist to demand more proof as it is racist to demand more proof from Obama. After all women and minorities born anywhere on earth must under the rules of political correctness be deemed without more to be native-born Americans. If you want to take that further and demand proof, except for Arizona with its new law, you'll find you have no standing to challenge that anywhere.

[Old Retired Army Guy]

I guess it doesn’t matter anymore, but she doesn’t meet the constitutional birth requirements to be President.

[skimbell]

"born in greece

C'mon, read the article. That problem's been addressed...

"...In the first place, some of you will say, she was born in Athens to Greek parents and is ineligible to run for President. Please, birthers, let's not go there. We have in our hands a microfiche of her paid birth announcement in the now defunct Kalamazoo Khronicle..."

[bigheadfred]

I thought ya'll meant the pornstar...

...who better?

[SunkenCiv]

I like the red dress, but she’s just not good-looking enough for me to date her.

[the Real fifi]

If you’d read the entire article before posting, you’d get your answer to that.

[Texas Eagle]

Well, you do have to admire the way she used The Professional Left to enrich herself. What better qualifications is there to prove one's Repubican-ness?

Although, it must be said, it's somehwat of an oxymoron to call the contributors to her blog "professionals" when they didn't actually get paid for their work. But, still....

[Walkingfeather]

i prefer not to do that in order to make random unconnected statements that are not based in fact.

[the Real fifi]

HEH!

[bigheadfred]

If you’d read the entire article before posting, you’d get your answer to that.

i prefer not to do that in order to make random unconnected statements that are not based in fact.

Plus it would be breaking with an FR tradition. Who would want to break with tradition?

[Mr. K]

Maybe she could have world leaders over for “Hotscakes”