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Police: Cavity Search Produces 50 Bags of Heroin (From ONE woman)
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Posted on 03/21/2011 7:43:35 AM PDT by Stoat

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To: Stoat
Now it starts getting REALLY sad:

ROFLMAO:
Occupation: Customer Service

61 posted on 03/21/2011 9:17:00 AM PDT by DCBryan1 (FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists". (Die Ritter der Kokosnuss))
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To: WayneS

your BAD. very funny.


62 posted on 03/21/2011 9:22:23 AM PDT by annieokie
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To: baddog 219

And how many illegal immigrants???


63 posted on 03/21/2011 9:24:08 AM PDT by red tie
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To: Stoat

A doctor performed a search and recovered 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, prescription pills and $51.22... and a men’s Timex wristwatch.


64 posted on 03/21/2011 9:33:31 AM PDT by Blogatron (Brought to you by The American Frog Council; 'Frog - The other green meat')
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65 posted on 03/21/2011 9:35:08 AM PDT by sten (fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
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To: Lees Swrd

bttt


66 posted on 03/21/2011 9:36:59 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: Bob
That joke is ripped straight from the movie Predator...

With slight modification, might I add...:-)

67 posted on 03/21/2011 10:06:42 AM PDT by EnigmaticAnomaly ("Mantra of the left: 'It's only okay when WE do it.'")
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To: EnigmaticAnomaly
That joke is ripped straight from the movie Predator...

With slight modification, might I add...:-)

That joke's been around a lot longer than Predator has. :=) I first heard it as a teenager sometime in the early 1960's.

68 posted on 03/21/2011 10:28:07 AM PDT by Bob
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To: Stoat
If Evel Knievel were still alive, he'd be planning another jump.


69 posted on 03/21/2011 10:43:36 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: Stoat

There’s a joke:

[censored]

...and the husband says “That’s where they held the auction.”


70 posted on 03/21/2011 10:50:46 AM PDT by Peet (Leftists think personal liberty is so important it must be carefully rationed.)
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To: Nervous Tick

and $51.22.

Probably planning on stopping off at Taco Bell for
7 or 8 burritos to go, with her hands full of all
that heroin she would have had to put them some place,
at least they’d stay warm...wouldn’t be very chrunchy
by the time she got home.


71 posted on 03/21/2011 11:03:54 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Stoat; Tribune7

Apparently not; they didn't find him!

Bada bing ping!

72 posted on 03/21/2011 3:42:03 PM PDT by brityank (The more I learn about the Constitution, the more I realise this Government is UNconstitutional !!)
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To: brityank

>> Apparently not; they didn’t find him!

ROFL!

(But as greasy as they are, a lawyer *might* have slid in as far as her nasal cavity and gotten lost in a sinus.)


73 posted on 03/21/2011 4:03:47 PM PDT by Nervous Tick (Trust in God, but row away from the rocks!)
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and a men’s Timex wristwatch

It takes a licking and keeps on ticking....

74 posted on 03/22/2011 12:39:38 PM PDT by commish (Freedom tastes sweetest to those who have fought to preserve it.)
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To: I cannot think of a name
"Who gave you the dime?"

"All of them."

75 posted on 03/22/2011 2:14:38 PM PDT by eddie willers
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