Skip to comments.Gay revision of the Bible to go on sale
Posted on 04/21/2011 10:32:21 AM PDT by massmike
Move over Adam and Eve. Here comes Adam and Steve, as well as Samantha and Delilah.
A newly revised gay-friendly Bible is set to go on sale in the next few weeks. Reaction to the announcement has been met with venom from conservative Christian groups. Pink Cross Publishing, the same company that published a gay-friendly version of the Koran, stated that they were adding the finishing touches to the newly revised Bible.
Mary and Joseph will be replaced by Mary and Josephine, a lesbian couple unable to have children the conventional way, hence the virgin birth of Jesus. All of Jesus disciples will be gay except for Judas.
In the new Bible, all of the disciples will pair off after the Last Supper with the exception of Judas. Satan will also be straight. The new gay-friendly Bible has yet to be named.
(Excerpt) Read more at theendtimesarehere.com ...
My favorite is the version of the Koran where Mohammad is a talking dog, possessed by a demon, lying to people so that they end up in hell for eternity. Funny, funny stuff.
Well I always kind of suspected Matthew anyway.
Sickening on so many levels.
Oh, dear Lord. Teh Stupid, it burns.
They will go to the hot place for this.
12 Look, I am coming soon! My reward is with me, and I will give to each person according to what they have done. 13 I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End.
14 Blessed are those who wash their robes, that they may have the right to the tree of life and may go through the gates into the city. 15 Outside are the dogs, those who practice magic arts, the sexually immoral, the murderers, the idolaters and everyone who loves and practices falsehood.
16 I, Jesus, have sent my angel to give you[a] this testimony for the churches. I am the Root and the Offspring of David, and the bright Morning Star.
17 The Spirit and the bride say, Come! And let the one who hears say, Come! Let the one who is thirsty come; and let the one who wishes take the free gift of the water of life.
18 I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this scroll: If anyone adds anything to them, God will add to that person the plagues described in this scroll. 19 And if anyone takes words away from this scroll of prophecy, God will take away from that person any share in the tree of life and in the Holy City, which are described in this scroll.
20 He who testifies to these things says, Yes, I am coming soon.
Amen. Come, Lord Jesus.
21 The grace of the Lord Jesus be with Gods people. Amen.
In the sequel, he gets lost and falls down a well. It is literary genius.
Pink Prophets, Ltd.
This is not a Bible, this is pure blasphemy
GROINAL CHRISTIANS!!!!... What a concept...
Reaction to the announcement has been met with venom from conservative Christian groups.
That’s not the only one angry about it.
Why publish this? Anyone that actually believes in God would never change the Bible, and anyone that doesn’t believe in God wouldn’t take the time to read any Bible, no matter how revised.
Publish and be damned...
Witnessing the descent into madness........can be hilarious....until the crash at the bottom. Splat! Then it gets really icky.
I just hope they don’t come up with a pop-up book version.....
Commandment #11: Thou shalt be fabulouth
Commandment #12: Flexth those muthles!
Don't worry faucetman, they already do. This is just to add injury to Christians and blasphemy the Holy Bible.
it's so stupid... it's not a Bible... it's a made-up story... it cannot be considered scripture... God's Word means nothing to these people... those writing it, publishing it, purchasing it, reading it... on the other hand--somewhere deep inside of them, there is something that wants His approval... they are going about it all wrong... dangerously wrong...
Damn those to Hell who would revise God’s Holy Word for such an agenda. I need say no more. God will deal with them accordingly.
I’ll have to get a copy so that I can put it on my bookshelf right next to the Jefferson Bible, the Joseph Smith Bible, and the New World Translation of the Bible. The only novelty here is that it has a little higher “ick” factor. Otherwise, new and “improved” Bibles are as American as snake oil ... sadly.
Does anyone really give a smelly Obama about a gay bible?
How about the queer-ran.
The “begats” are going to be boring, just a list of folks who didn’t do any begatting. Maybe they’ll be adopting in the homo version.
The Queen James Version.
So I guess Sodom and Gomorrah were mistakes? Riiighttttt...
This is so sick and damnable.
For the time is coming when people will not endure sound teaching, but having itching ears they will accumulate for themselves teachers to suit their own passions... 2 Tim 4:3 (ESV)
“Go and sin some more.”
It's BS? I suspect so.
...not worried- God’s got this:
“For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:” Revelation XII, 18.
A revision to largely ficticious book. So what?
“I’d be real interested in seeing their take on Sodom and Gomorrah.”
Instead of fire and brimstone, God smites them with gumdrops and lollipops?
Oh, I’ve already heard the “gay version” of Lott’s wife, at least.
“See, she was turned into a PILLAR, as in a “pillar of the community”, because she cared so much about the people in those cities.”
I kid you not, this is the “gay” version.
I wonder about Genesis... be unfruitful and don’t multiply?
“A revision to largely ficticious book. So what?”
All the worse.
We truly are living in the "days of Noah."
pretty much the same crowd
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