Skip to comments.Texas Teen 'Vampire' Bites Stranger, Says He 'Needed to Feed'
Posted on 08/17/2011 5:53:59 AM PDT by topher
GALVESTON, Texas A Texas man was behind bars Monday after breaking into a stranger's apartment and biting her neck, claiming he was a 500-year-old vampire who "needed to feed," the Houston Chronicle reported.
Lyle Monroe Bensley, 19, is being held on a charge of burglary with intent to commit assault after the incident, which occurred early Saturday in Galveston, Texas, about 50 miles southeast of Houston.
Wearing only boxer shorts, Bensley forced his way into the apartment of a woman he did not know and made growling and hissing noises while biting and hitting his victim in her bed, officers told the paper.
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“That boy just ain’t right”....Hank Hill
"He was begging us to restrain him because he didn't want to kill us," Galveston Officer Daniel Erickson told the Chronicle. "He said he needed to feed."
Drugs + obsessive devotion to vampire movies = Trainwreck
Somewhat amusing story, but he’s a dangerous lunatic. Hang him now before he seriously hurts another.
Lety me guess the Twilight series...
Stupid books stupid boy
After seeing his photo, I wonder if he’s doing steroids.
What the Hell is it with these kids and their obsession with re-creating these hollow vamp flicks? Harry Potter didn’t elicit a rash of kids with wands running around turning post boxes into candy jars. What’s the obsession with being a vampire?
I know when I was boozing and using, I couldn’t go a day without a drink or a puff. I was constantly craving an escape from my reality. Perhaps these kids think that they can bite people and automatically be called vampires?
Let’s see - ear hoop thingies, cutsey lip piercing, neato-bad-a$$ neck tatoo, smug wrinkled brow - his costume is just about complete. Another hollow-boy with no skills to support himself and no moral compass with which to live at peace in society, but he sure looks cool!
After seeing his photo (and all the piercing) I wonder if that girl should worry about AIDS!
Victim should have pulled out a gun and shot him, then told the police he just wanted to test the theory that only a wooden stake through the heart would kill a vampire.
Put a wooden stake through his heart.
probably more like “True Blood”.
“he needed to feed.” What? No Taco Bells in Texas?
I’m sure that his mom and dad are very proud.
Well he got one part right
I think that after subduing his rear end, the police should have had some fun, with one of them holding up a stake-like piece of wood in front of the perp, to give him the jim-jams, then whisper to each other, “Do you think he used this as a burglary tool? Nah. Me neither”, while hitting it on the butt to simulate pounding it into something.
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