Posted on 09/09/2011 9:04:22 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
The fact that that moron is allowed to call himself justly the President of the United States, we are just entirely so screwed.
I just love it when Mark takes it to idiots like this Rene guy.
Whew...it reallly is warm in here...
Go Undocumented Studly One!
Holy crap it is not possible to be any dumber than Rene. Stupid black myrmidon. Definition of an Obamabot.
This guy is killing me. People this is why we are in so much do do because of people like this.
Mark is getting too excited talking to him though....better to combat him in slower, more measured, calmer tones.
Leni
That “Rene” guy was a real piece of work.
bttt
Its a Marshmallow World.
Drunk and stupid is no way to go thru life, and he was both.
Nah...Rene was stone cold sober. His only drinky is the blue Hopeychangey Obama koolaid.
I’m workin’ on it.....
I can’t even begin to pick apart his stupidity. He actually thinks Obama is King and has access to unlimited funds, rather like the two dopes in Detroit who thought he had a “stash.”
Rene was utterly humorless, to boot.
Unbelievable (yet totally believable). He could “round up the money” because “he is the president”. Someone else on this thread said it, it’s because of people like that that the country is totally screwed.
When I hear a different voice opening the show, I get ready to change the channel.
When I hear it’s Steyn, I become eager to hear the show.
You think that was Odingo?
Pass this Bill or the Bill gets it!
Pass this Bill or I’ll say pass this Bill again.
Call in the next 15 minutes and we’ll throw in a free Ginsu knife.
ROFLMAO at Mark!
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