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Family calls 911 after getting lost in corn maze (Massachusetts)
GateHouse News Service ^ | Oct 11, 2011 | Sam Trapani

Posted on 10/12/2011 5:57:28 AM PDT by dead

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1 posted on 10/12/2011 5:57:32 AM PDT by dead
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They were lost in the maize?.........


2 posted on 10/12/2011 5:59:14 AM PDT by Red Badger (Furthermore, I think Obama must be impeached....................)
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Yes, but they were “cornfounded”.


3 posted on 10/12/2011 6:01:27 AM PDT by grame (May you know more of the love of God Almighty this day!)
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I heard the 911 call on the radio this morning and I’m sorry but this is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard.

My husband and I go to corn mazes every year and I find it quite hard to believe that no one else was in the maze and no workers were present. The husband claimed on the 911 call that they closed the maze and the lights were out. The police were called at approximately 6:30pm...although sunset in MA, not pitch black.

Plus, who takes a 3-month old baby to a corn maze?


4 posted on 10/12/2011 6:02:44 AM PDT by kerbear413 (Socialism breeds Mediocrity)
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Not as bad as calling 911 to complain about getting cold fries at McDonald’s,but close.


5 posted on 10/12/2011 6:03:06 AM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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Pfff..... townies.


6 posted on 10/12/2011 6:03:13 AM PDT by wizardoz
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Time to ban corn mazes...for the children.


7 posted on 10/12/2011 6:04:20 AM PDT by GnL
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Good publicity for the maze.....but come on people!


8 posted on 10/12/2011 6:05:26 AM PDT by lacrew (Mr. Soetoro, we regret to inform you that your race card is over the credit limit.)
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To: Red Badger
The Matrix:


9 posted on 10/12/2011 6:05:44 AM PDT by Paladin2
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Wow, walls of cornstalks are so darned impenetrable.


10 posted on 10/12/2011 6:07:31 AM PDT by Boiling point (Cain / Palin 2012)
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Yes, but they were “cornfounded”.P> Awww, shucks..................
11 posted on 10/12/2011 6:07:54 AM PDT by Red Badger (Furthermore, I think Obama must be impeached....................)
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This story is reminiscent of the day Al and his family Gore moved into the vice=presidents digs. He decided to take a walk through the woods adjacent to his new residence.

He was gone for hours and had to be led out by a contingent of secret service. He was lost.


12 posted on 10/12/2011 6:09:49 AM PDT by IbJensen
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They were probably looking for Occupy Wall Street.


13 posted on 10/12/2011 6:11:39 AM PDT by DustyMoment (Congress - Another name for white collar criminals!!)
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Good One. Too Funny!!!!


14 posted on 10/12/2011 6:12:14 AM PDT by DustyMoment (Congress - Another name for white collar criminals!!)
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To: Red Badger

I can see a “mental anguish” lawsuit in the near future.


15 posted on 10/12/2011 6:12:58 AM PDT by radioone ("2012 can't come soon enough")
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stupidest thing ever.....walk through the stalks idiots....jezzzz, they gotta be Dumbo supporters, walk 100 yds in one direction and your out, stupid stupid stupid


16 posted on 10/12/2011 6:12:58 AM PDT by Doogle ((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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You and Red Badger are on your game this morning!! Great comments - funny!!


17 posted on 10/12/2011 6:13:21 AM PDT by DustyMoment (Congress - Another name for white collar criminals!!)
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“Wow, walls of cornstalks are so darned impenetrable.”

Lol. Was the maze reinforced with barbed wire?

What is the IQ of these parents?


18 posted on 10/12/2011 6:14:21 AM PDT by nuconvert ( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
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How clueless can people get? Does no one know how to rely on clues from nature to find direction anymore? The position of the sun, moon and stars, sounds, wind direction are often dead giveaways.


19 posted on 10/12/2011 6:15:00 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (Prepare for Armageddon! Buy brass and lead!)
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Think I've seen a couple of movies about being lost in a corn field........They never end well :^)
20 posted on 10/12/2011 6:15:24 AM PDT by The Cajun (Palin, Free Republic, Mark Levin, Rush, Hannity......Nuff said.)
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