30-year-old man's alleged kidnapping unravels after his mom negotiates ransom down to $60

Jewish World Review ^ | 11/22/2011 | Noelle Phillips

[Former Fetus]

South Carolina man's attempt to fake his own kidnapping Thursday went awry, starting when his mother negotiated down his ransom to $60 from $100.

Christopher Hutto, 30, of Elgin was charged with extortion for orchestrating the "kidnapping" and then trying to get money from his mother, said Sheriff Jim Matthews.

Hutto had tried to get his mother to pay $100 to find out where the supposed kidnapper had dumped his allegedly badly beaten body, Matthews said. But his mother got the alleged kidnapper to drop the price by $40 after she said she couldn't afford to pay that much for the information.

[Former Fetus]

LOL!

[vladimir998]

It must suck to know you’re not even worth a $100 bucks to YOUR OWN MOTHER.

[allmendream]

http://www.online-literature.com/donne/1041/

The Ransom of Red Chief

[petercooper]

This economy has certainly taken it’s toll. 5 years ago, that beloved son woulda been worth $500 easy.

[Responsibility2nd]

The Mom was heard to say; “Well, if he wasn’t such a dumb son of a bitch, I’d have paid the $100.00.”

[E. Pluribus Unum]

The time will come when it will be legal to shoot drug addicts on sight.

Maybe not legal, but nobody will care.

[nikos1121]

Ransom of red chief

[GreenHornet]

Rodney Dangerfield: “Once when I was a kid, I was kidnapped. The kidnappers sent my parents a ransom note and a piece of my finger. My parents said they wanted more proof!”

[cowtowney]

Why do roads go both ways?

[dfwgator]

“I’ve been kidnapped by K-Mart.”

[cuban leaf]

Two things a mother should never call their own child:
1. Bastard
2. son of a bitch

Then again, if the shoe fits...

[C210N]

She was probably thinking of the money she could make by renting out his basement room.

[marty60]

His Mother must shop the Blue Light Specials at K-Mart.

[If You Want It Fixed - Fix It]

This isn’t funny.

I went through the same thing once.

Kidnapped my brother, put him in the dry bathtub. I only asked for two bags of Doritos.

I got a lousy half-bowl. ‘70’s were a rough decade for me.

[Responsibility2nd]

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch”

Jack Nicholson

[Rusty0604]

This makes me appreciate my sons. And gave me a good laugh.

[massgopguy]

“I’ve been marked down!”

[dfwgator]

Ruthless People

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU5i6k4Web8

[Jack Hydrazine]

What you in here for, man?

Kidnapping myself!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!