Posted on 02/07/2012 8:30:32 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread)
I agree with you entirely about JFK. It is depraved and disgusted and I am appalled that more people aren’t shocked. THE MAN RAPED THE INTERN, for heaven’s sake!!!!!!!
I like my asparagus grilled...
JFK is a pervert and WaPo puts it in Lifestyle?
True. Clintoon modeled himself after Kennedy.
The entire Kennedy family is a blight on women and humanity in general.
The media treats it like no big deal. Larry Craig tapped his feet in the restroom and you’d thought he hijacked an elementary school bus and raped all the children; JFK not only takes advantage of an intern; but has her “perform” for someone else in front of him; AND FORCED her to take drugs (the popper story) and it’s written up like a cutesy memoir.
I’m so disgusted. I’m thankful I don’t have children; I can’t imagine how I’d feel if I had a daughter.
we don’t have a president today tempted by the viles of available nubile wimmens..... Reggie Love is enuf. Eat your peas.
I don’t get Cee Lo but I’m not that hip on music produced after the 80s ;o)
You were funny on Chris Plante’s show today BTW. And I’d love to meet your uncle someday!
But didn’t you read? He apologized so it’s all good.
I bet even he didn’t hit that. ;)
Rape, forced drug abuse, workplace harassment...but it being treated, in the media, like a Kardashian Enquirer story.
He was the President. She was 19. He used her in every way physically and mentally...but its all sooo dreamy, Camalot.
I found that Clint Eastwood commercial very odd. Apparently Rush did, too.
Clint Eastman’s voice sounds more like he should be doing a no smoking psa.
Clint, get off my lawn.
A Shanklin take on the commercial! I like it. Makes a lot more sense than what Clint actually said.
He apologized? I thought they had an affair right up till he was shot.
And for the record any man that wants to watch another man being serviced in person isn’t completely straight.
Is this another new Paul Shanklin?
LOL!
Ron Pauls tax plan is property, import, and excise tax(’if it moves tax it’..Reagan said it right). It might be fun to think your not going to have an income tax, but it’s not a realistic model.
It was so gray and depressing. They even made Eastman look older and frailer.
Not the Clint of Gran Torino.
Awesome! Someone please tell me there’s a link to download this Shanklinized Clint Eastwwod commercial...please!
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