Posted on 02/07/2012 8:30:32 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread)
Hey all! Anybody know where I can find that Eastwood redo audio? I WANT THAT AS MY RINGTONE.
Crap! I missed the new Paul Shanklin spot.
Darn drama-queen co-worker . . .
My RuPaul reference was a feeble, Eastmanesque, attempt at being snarky.
Me too! Let me know if you find one!
Yup, I know. Saw him but was referring to one of the NY newsrags talking about Rush picking his nose when he only itched it.
Hey, I’m a total 1980’s Chick!
“Gag Me With A Spoon!”
Yes, my Uncle Fernando makes a living managing a pig and chicken farm in Puerto Rico. He makes good money (especially during the Holidays) and his best friend is his Machete.
His other best friend is La Cerveza (Beer)... LOL!!
Donald Trump and liberal Senator Harry Reid have a lot of common ground.
“Helen Thomas was certainly smitten with him.”
At one time, Hell-on Thomas was not barf inducing. The wall must have hit back when she hit it.
I hate the media. I hate the NOW which should be outraged. I’m saddened for undoubtedly nameless others who suffered at the hands of this man and his brothers.
Rush is right. There is no common ground for conservatives and liberals. It’s war, and should be treated as such; quislings should be banned.
LOL - Just thought I’d save everyone some energy and time. ;)
It’s about power. He liked that he “made” her do it. Much like rape. He was a sick, egotistical asshole who was whoring around while his wife recovered from a miscarriage.
She said he apologized to her and the male she whatever...not sure how to talk about this in FR acceptable language. :(
Imagine all the “senile old bags” out there who voted for Obama!
Now I’m hearing the Shanklin ad! This is great—I wish the GOP would actually run it, but they don’t have the . . .
Yes! I love it! bttt
Missed it the first time.
Surprise! (/sarc)
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