Posted on 02/07/2012 8:30:32 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread)
Hi all...Lurking today...
” at one time, Hell-on Thomas was not bark inducing”
you gotta go back to when eye glasses were thicker’n Coke bottle bottoms
I’ve not heard Rush attribute it to Paul Shanklin yet, did I miss it?
The Rush, Clint Eastwood parody, was most excellent. I could haer it a few more times.
I don’t remember. We’ll find out, I guess.
lil hush hush over at the eagle nest.....seems ole PaPa is runnin wimmens thru there...some say as many as 3 wimmens have frequented the Hut O Sticks.
Other observeres say no..it is ‘tween 2 eaglette wimmens.
To add to the chaos, there is a downtown web cam that has video of paPa leavin happy hour w/ beer goggles on
developin....
Hey..he’s gotta right to live; his lady love left him. lol.
Prop 8 is unconstitutional?
So what about DOMA?
So he’s the JFK of eagles?
That’s what I like about Newt, he has gotten Alinsky right while the others, Romney, Santorum and Paul aren’t so bold.
Bloomberg makes me hurl up things from kindergarten re: Giants Parade.
FYI, the USCCB and many others have online petitions re: healthcare mandates.
Will send links when I have time.
Deus Vult
NOW and the Womyns Movement worship abortion so that they CAN service Kennedyesque men. As Rush would say...”don’t doubt me.”
Ruth Bader Ginsburg should be forced to resign.
heavens no...he is a single manly stud of eagles...prolly has a tatoo that says “I loved Nixon”
the late mama eagle mighta been a Kennedy, she flew head first into a jet
Ruth Bader Buzzi should be strung up... or at least kicked off the court for her treason.
Heifer, drag queen or whatever she is.
Did you read the part about JFK reading the sympathy letters (sent after the death of baby Patrick) WITH the 19 year old ??!?? Sick doesn’t sum it up. Depraved? Degenerate? Psychotic?
Rush - Obama is after an Oligarcy, not a Democracy. He's just the latest in a long line of Utopian Socialist.
hellova job there hillary
rejoice in the arab spring!
Shirley Rush has heard about the 9th Circus ruling by now.
“NOW and the Womyns Movement worship abortion so that they CAN service Kennedyesque men.”
Real men know there are two more holes available and neither will cause the words, “I’m pregnant and you’re the father.”
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