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Please tell me this is satire. If it is not, we are doomed. Either that or we need a revolution. But it’s satire, right? Right?
Misleading headline. Give me a break. Not even close to what I thought it would be.
My thoughts exactly!! What are we becoming...
I’d just like to have everyone here try to imagine the following people engaged in wearing fake tits and a rubber belly to mimic a pregnant woman...more than that, try to imagine their reaction if you told them to do this:
George Washington
Ethan Allen
Francis Marion (the Swamp Fox of the Revolutionary War)
Andrew Jackson
Davy Crockett
Jim Bowie
Colonel Travis
Robert E. Lee
Stonewall Jackson
William Tecumsah Sherman
Ulysses S. Grant
Blackjack Pershing
Douglas MacArthur
George Patton
Chesty Puller
Chester Nimitz
William Halsey
Alvin York
Audie Murphy
Lee Marvin
Military heroes, all, and that is but a short list of those deserving of that honorable title.
Me, I think that I’d have refused the order. I have to believe that such is a violation of the military’s rules. Anyhow, I’d love to see the publicity of a court martial in which a soldier was being charged with failing to wear fake tits and a rubber belly.
This week, 14 noncommissioned officers at Camp Zama took turns wearing the “pregnancy simulators” as they stretched, twisted and exercised during a three-day class that teaches them to serve as fitness instructors for pregnant soldiers and new mothers.
ROFL! I was BORN at Camp Zama! And now the military has noncoms wearing PREGNANCY simulators there?!
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but this is ridiculous!
LOL!
WHERE ARE THE REPUBLICANS?????
READING THIS MAKES ME WANT TO GO BERSERK!!!!
Please label this satire.
Why should instructors know the physical limitations of their troops and tailor the instruction accordingly? Why should pregnant soldiers have a different exercise regimen than any other soldier? Enough of this wussifying of our troops. Work them like rented mules. If they miscarry, it'll toughen them up.
Yeah, but you probly get another ribbon for your fruit salad just for attending.
I’d say screw you, ‘Sir’. Now where’s the Stockade?
This is exactly what Santorum was talking about!
At this point, I’m guessing our Obama government will soon be having male soldiers place Tampons where they don’t belong so that they can understand the complications a female soldier endures.
Do they have to wear bras and panties too?
How, exactly, does this help soldiers prepare for their jobs and responsibilities?
It may help some to be more metrosexual and more socially appealing to female soldier who like that kind of thing... but I fail to understand why those "benefits" are important enough to the military leadership to issue such orders.
Or were they issued by a female officer?
How do they plan to teach them to waddle like the faggot soldiers that Odinga is so fond of?
Hey! No Onion articles here!
But I have to admit, for something so far-fetched, it’s pretty funny!
That is pretty disgusting.
If a woman is pregnant she needs to be assigned a desk job.
I mean, what? She’s going to defend one extra life or go into combat with morning sickness and any other ailments that accompany pregnancy?
How is a man suppose to deal with that on the battlefield? Especially if he has children and was very involved in helping his wife through her pregnancy.
Just plain stoopid and distracting.
You get pregnant, you get reassigned.
Better and safer for all.
I’m not speechless.
We are doomed. It is over. We are just doomed. Yes, the decline will take a few decades, but the USA is over. We are just doomed.
Hellooooooooo Centurians! Enjoying your front row seat watching the Fall of the Roman Empire? Because that it me. I have a front row seat and I’m watching the death of Western Civilization.
Its over. We are just fighting a rear-guard delaying action. Our capitol is to be sacked, we are just holding the Hun off a bit longer.
That is how I truly feel. Our 200+ years of Democracy is long past. We as a nation have abandoned God. We lack the moral, informed electorate necessary for our “Republic, if we can keep it.”
It’s over.
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