Squatting naked man Ramon H. Blair found with crack in buttocks in Stuart, police say

Scripps Treasure Coast Newspapers ^ | February 17, 2012 | Will Greenlee

[ConservativeStatement]

STUART, Fla. - A 28-year-old man accused of having cocaine in his buttocks and nose was arrested following tips from informants and instructions to squat, according to recently released records.

Ramon H. Blair was arrested Feb. 13 after a Martin County Sheriff's deputy learned from an informant that a man with $100 worth of crack cocaine "on his person" would be with a woman in a white Pontiac with no hubcaps.

[SF_Redux]

here is another squatters story

http://www.news.com.au/national/british-tourist-bitten-down-under-by-deadly-aussie-snake-while-answering-call-of-nature/story-e6frfkvr-1226273134158

[Sopater]

The affidavit didn't specify whether the paper was notebook paper, tissue paper, printer paper, card stock, papyrus, parchment, vellum, newsprint or another variation of paper entirely. Nor was it clear whether it was of letter, legal or ledger size.

Now that there's funny.

[ken in texas]

At least it didn’t happen in a Wal-Mart.

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[Jack Hydrazine]

“instructions to squat”???

What kind of squattin’ are we talkin’ ‘bout, Willis?

[NativeSon]

I believe that you missed part of the title, should have “Confucius Say” at the beginning.

[Revolting cat!]

Tomorrow's headlines today:

Cracker's Crack's Crack - Cracked Case!

[Albion Wilde]

...naked man... found with crack in buttocks...

Aren't we all?

[EdReform]

Before I clicked your link I was going to suggest this, butt never mind!

[EdReform]

Ping?

[SWAMPSNIPER]

The woman didn’t have hubcaps?

[BfloGuy]

Now that there's funny.

I was going to post that, but since you did, I'll just ask.

What the he** is that all about?

I think a certain, snotty little reporter needs a swat from his editor.

[FLAMING DEATH]

Or, a guy with too much...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqosS6DBwhA

[<1/1,000,000th%]

This stuff just writes itself.

[Sopater]

I think a certain, snotty little reporter needs a swat from his editor.

Can't argue there... When I read that I thought that maybe it was a blog post at a news site. But no, it was the "genuine" article. Not very professional, but it did make me snicker.

[GSWarrior]

Have you ever been up at the crack of Dawn?

[Slings and Arrows]

I see that Captain Obvious is still writing headlines.

[BfloGuy]

Yes, it was snickerful.

[ApplegateRanch]

All wise cracks avoid coke.

[Slings and Arrows]

Yeah, the bubbles must really hurt.