Posted on 03/05/2012 8:08:51 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I remember well slime ball he is.
Sounds like Rush folded!! Would have done better to go after Bam than to have folded like a wet suit. He spoke the truth last week. One would imagine tremendous pressure put on him by the sponsors and radio stations that carry him. The left’s ultimate goal is to silence him. This is a sad day for democracy.
Limbaugh is trying to avoid a lawsuit,good move.
Why give money to the wrong people if you don’t have to.
“I thought her name was pronounced Slut.”
It still is in my book!
What else would you call someone who needs $3,000 worth of birth control in 3 yrs? That is a lot of casual sex. When does she have time for school?!
Yahoo has 9 that has dropped. Do you know if Rush has ever been on any of the Sunday morning news shows. Ive seen Rachel Maddow and Maher, seriouslY!
Please do - here’s the whole letter, if you’re interested:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2854651/posts?page=71#71
A very dear and close friend of mine lives in Pekin, IN, which was also hit very hard. So many suffering, yet so many banding together. That is the American spirit.
We had snow here too! THere is 3-4 inches on the ground right now. . .
Obama is speaking at a women’s college? I guess he’s courting women bigtime for the election.
Will he be handing out free birth control while he’s there? Because according to the Democrats, apparently that’s the issue nearest and dearest to women’s hearts.
Barnard is across the street from Columbia
(just sayin’)
I’m sure she’s listening ..... she can’t be happy.
“Sounds like Rush folded!!”
I don’t know who you are listening to but Rush hasn’t folded anything. He is shoving it back in their faces!
God Bless you! I have no children of my own, but my total respect goes out to parents everywhere who love and raise their children properly!
folded ? Rush just gave one of his best ever examples of us vs. them. the only pressure on El Rushbo is God’s gravity
Hahaha, “If you are new to the program!”
He is expecting a ratings boon...
Rush didn’t fold. I’m listening to him.
And for all the idiot fools saying birth control pill isn’t just for “sex” - the dumb slut didn’t say she was spending money on the pill; she said contraceptives, which includes the pill, as well as condoms, etc.
I still say its one hell of a coincidence that he dies only hours before he's ready to expose ozero and who he palled around with with exacting documentation. I have links but am not allowed to post them here due to the source.
Thank God for brave Freeper women! You go, girl!
And who defended O J
> Does it help or hurt Romney by Santorum winning some and Gingrich winning others or would it be better for the non-Romney sector for a coalescence around either Santorum or Gingrich to win a large chunk of tomorrow?
The more delegates that can be taken from Romney the better. I don’t think we’ll get the Santorum and Gingrich voters to ditch their guy for the other, but if we can convince anyone in a state that if they are the conservative they absolutely need to vote for the NON-ROMNEY that is currently ahead and trending up.
We need a miracle. I don’t want to vote 3rd party, but I will if I have to.
I put “why” in my profile.
http://www.freerepublic.com/~victorygal/
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