Posted on 03/07/2012 9:04:37 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Hump day bump
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Michelle Malking has an article about the War on Conservative Women. I tried to link it but I get a message that the Document is not on the server. It can be accessed by running keyword Malkin.
Ping.
Malkin - not Malking
I’m in, but I’m cutting out at noon so I can see what ipad I’ll be getting.
Three Brand New Sponsors starting in the near future, and two sponsors begging to come back - LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
Good news about the new sponsors Rush.
Don’t take those who left back!!
DON’T LET THEM COME BACK, RUSH! HIT ‘EM WHERE IT HURTS!!!!
I’m really mad. Kick ‘em again.
Hahaha, “one of them is practically begging to come back!”
My bet is Carbonite...
Carbonite lost 9% of its value yesterday Pings.
Don’t Funk with Rush!
Regarding sponsors dropping out, I had a suspicion that some of them were not advertising nationally on Rush's program, but were on local stations.
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This stuff about Rush’s advertisers is HILARIOUS!!
Local commercial buys that are NOT EVEN on his show are releasing statements to pull advertising from his show! They may not even be currently advertising!! Ha!
Well, I can see that. Money has no politics. Even if Rush takes Carbonite back, I won’t. I’ve canceled and I ain’t goin’[sic] back .
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Guess who made it on the show “Tailgate Paradise” on The Travel Channel?
http://www.travelchannel.com/interests/food-and-drink/photos/tailgate-paradise
I hadn’t heard the “Rush will be suspended” rumor yet.
The media is still dogpiling, trying to make this look like it’s a bigger deal than it is and still has legs. They did a long story on HLN (a network that no one watches) about a half hour ago regarding the “controversy” over Rush being honored by a bust in the MO Hall of Fame.
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