Posted on 03/15/2012 12:02:20 PM PDT by forbushalltheway
Did I miss the deadline for alternative opinions on Sandra Fluke?
What with liberal women constantly talking about their vaginas suddenly pretending to be offended by the word "slut," and conservatives pretending to be as pussified as liberals about the nasty names they've been called, I never got an answer to the most pressing question about Sandra Fluke: Who are you again?
Was Fluke dragged out of obscurity after the women of America took a vote and chose her as our spokeswoman? Please, Sandra, we know how deeply private, publicity-shy and terribly busy with law school you are, but we need you to speak for us!
I don't think that happened. Rather, Fluke is the latest in a long line of my absolute favorite liberal typology: hysterical drama queens.
From Murphy Brown to the Jersey Girls, Cindy Sheehan, Joe Wilson and the New School's Jean Rohe, these fantasists inject themselves into a boiling-hot public debate and then claim victim status when anyone criticizes them.
At least since I've been keeping score, liberals had their first brush with the dark night of fascism in 1992, when Dan Quayle said of a fictional TV character: "It doesn't help matters when prime-time TV has Murphy Brown ... mocking the importance of fathers by bearing a child alone and calling it just another lifestyle choice."
Suddenly, it was 1939 Germany and multimillionaire Hollywood elites were the Jews.
At the Emmy Awards ceremony that year, the creator of "Murphy Brown," Diane English, took the occasion to say: "I would like to thank our sponsors for hanging in there when it was getting really dangerous."
(Excerpt) Read more at humanevents.com ...
A famous American Slut.
I heard she’s a slut..........
Did she just say that Sarah was p*******d or pretending to be? Oh, Ann, you’re off your nut.
ok, I get it.....Sandra Fluke is the new Cindy Sheehan...
A famous old American slut. Isn’t 30 old for a slut?
Funny that I guarantee that even if she goes to some ultra-liberal party, the word “slut” will briefly flash in everyone’s mind when they see her.
WHO CARES?
A hoary old slut.
For what it’s worth: I don’t much give a fluck for this fluke!
Deteriorata - National Lampoon
You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.....
Deteriorata! Deteriorata!
Go placidly
Amid the noise and waste.
And remember what comfort there may be
In owning a piece thereof.
Avoid quiet and passive persons
Unless you are in need of sleep.
Ro-tate your tires.
Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself
And heed well their advice,
Even though they be turkeys.
Know what to kiss.....and when!
Consider that two wrongs never make a right
But that THREE.........do.
Wherever possible, put people on hold.
Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment
And despite the changing fortunes of time,
There is always a big future in computer main-te-nance.
Chorus
You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back.
Remember the Pueblo.
Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle and mu-ti-late.
Know yourself.
If you need help, call the FBI.
Exercise caution in your daily affairs,
Especially with those persons closest to you.
That lemon on your left, for instance.
Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls
Would scarcely get your feet wet.
Fall not in love therefore;
It will stick to your face.
Gracefully surrender the things of youth:
The birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan
And let not the sands of time
Get in your lunch.
Hire people with hooks.
For a good time call 606-4311;
Ask for “Ken.”
Take heart amid the deepening gloom
That your dog is finally getting enough cheese.
And reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot
It could only be worse in Milwaukee.
Chorus
You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back.
Therefore, make peace with your god
Whatever you conceive him to be-—
Hairy thunderer, or cosmic muffin.
With all its hopes, dreams, promises and urban renewal
The world continues to deteriorate.
GIVE UP!
Reprise
You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back.
Who was always feeling quite randy.
She wanted to keep getting that di*k.
But the price of the pill made her sick.
Though getting it free would be dandy.
She’s a slut who’s not smart enough to be a prostitute.
She gives it away.
Who are you referring to - Fluke or Coulter?
Coulter has, in my book, outed herself as a RINO attention whore.
Fluke’s a slut. Next question.....
Then all these famous Fluken liberals just pile on and use her as a political (which of course she couldn't give a Fluke about). Well no it's blown up in their faces they're Fluked and they can't seem to pay enough to get her to go away.
I like that she called Joe Wilson an “hysterical drama queen”.
“Funny that I guarantee that even if she goes to some ultra-liberal party, the word “slut” will briefly flash in everyone’s mind when they see her.”
And every guy there, after a few drinks of course, is gonna try to score and easy one.
At least she took a break from campaigning for Mitt Romney.
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