Posted on 03/30/2012 8:32:38 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
some will
Man,
Limbaugh is depressing me right out of the gate.
Talking about how SCOTUS will decide 6 to 3 in FAVOR of Obamacare?!
Those who criticize this decision have lost sight of a basic truth: the answer to speech they disagree with is not to restrict that speech, but to answer it with more speech."
I didn't hear it, but earlier this week he did a KILLER IMPRESSION of the Russian President, Dmitri Medjedev (sp?).
It was hysterical!
His Paul McCartney impression is also spot-on......
well I’m glad he’s letting us know, being sure of our ideology is one thing, but being aware that popular thought can sway the opinion of one man in the Supreme Court, is important. This is another thing that we can do, help others understand why it must be struck down.
Odds are better to get killed driving to buy the tickets than hitting the jackpot.
Well the MIL wants me to buy a few, maybe the car will get hit by lighting on the drive to 7-11.
Not yet. I’m still laughing at Wed program, starting off with his imitation of Carville, whom he described as
“Ragin lunatic from Lousianna, James Carville, who looks like a turtle from outer space that escaped his shell. And he is a frothy and vociferous advocate for all things lefty, and he’s saying...(launches into Carville babble)...and they’ll give out the home addresses for members of the Supreme Court as a means of threatening them, which is the standard new tactic for Carville’s friends and those on the left.”
Plante only went uphill from there. That program was evisceratingly brilliant.
Meanwhile:
Dems Warn Of ‘Grave Damage’ To SCOTUS If ‘Obamacare’ Is Struck Down
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2865599/posts
A handful of Senate Democrats sought to assure doubtful liberals that the Supreme Court justices aren’t ready to strike down their crowning achievement, standing before cameras and mics Wednesday in front of the court. One warned that doing so would ruin the court’s credibility.
“This court would not only have to stretch, it would have to abandon and completely overrule a lot of modern precedent, which would do grave damage to this court, in its credibility and power,” said Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D), a former attorney general of Connecticut.
“The court commands no armies, it has no money; it depends for its power on its credibility. The only reason people obey it is because it has that credibility. And the court risks grave damage if it strikes down a statute of this magnitude and importance, and stretches so dramatically and drastically to do it.”
Sen. John Kerry (D-MA) said the law has been thoroughly vetted.
“As a senior member of the Finance Committee,” he said, “I can tell you that we had one of the most rigorous and transparent legislative processes that I have witnessed in almost 3 decades here in the Congress. We worked with some of the brightest, most thoughtful and experienced constitutional lawyers in order to make sure that the law was constitutional.”
Kerry said the assumptions that tough questions from the justices will amount to striking down some or all of the Affordable Care Act are a fallacy — he predicted, as the final oral arguments were transpiring inside, that it would be upheld.
“Now I am glad — as I think any of us who’ve practiced law are — to see the intense questions from the justices. They’re engaged, and they are thoughtfully working through these issues,” Kerry said. “But questions are a legitimate way of probing the basis of their own thinking. They are not an indication of a judgment made, or a vote ready to be cast.
They’re working through this process as they ought to, mindful of the fact that 30 courts below them have already made a judgment upholding it.”
GMTA, lol. Beat Rush by seconds. Reading from that article right now.
Intimidate SCOTUS!
In a couple of hours, I will dutifully and wearily trudge to the local supermarket and purchase my tickets. Sigh.
In fact, this whole first hour was brilliant. He depressed us a bit, reminded us of what is to come, and showed us the bully tactics of those who don’t know what truth is. Brilliant. Helpful.
But but there are no death panels except the 15 unelected members of the Federal Coordinating Council for Comparative Effectiveness, including, wait for it, Ezekiel J. Emanuel (Mr Death Panel himself)! Not to mention abortion funding, thanks Stupid Stupak! And you can keep your doctor too! hehehe...
Chris Plante has had an excellent week I should say. Ed Grimley reference. That was second best, wait till you hear the Jonathan Capehart impression, you'll be crying. I need to remember to put you on my Plante Ping List.
Wait what? Did I hear that right on ABC News?
HHS is going to calculate the Gross National Happiness Index that includes things like “climate change”, the economy and other subjective influences? What a crock of Sh!t.
The AA hire Kagan is as dumb as a rock...she would be confused trying to ascertain the better of two bargains when competing brands of toilet paper are on sale...
I got my tickets and we’re expecting snow tonight. Guess I’m safe. Still gotta drive home though.
That’s the second time I heard Kagan’s boat load of money quote and I’m still stunned at her arrogance and stupidity.
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