Skip to comments.
Russia Announces Plans For Zombie Gun, Prepare Your Bunkers
DVICE ^
| April 6, 2012
| Eileen Marable
Posted on 04/07/2012 5:23:53 PM PDT by DogByte6RER
click here to read article
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-26 next last
Maybe the Ruskies have gove overboard with their new weapon resulting in hoards of zombies roaming Moscow?
2
posted on
04/07/2012 5:26:29 PM PDT
by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: Slings and Arrows
3
posted on
04/07/2012 5:27:22 PM PDT
by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: DogByte6RER
"...confirmation from Russian officials they are testing an energy gun that would essentially turn people into zombies."I think they were using this at Obama campaign appearances in 2008.
4
posted on
04/07/2012 5:29:55 PM PDT
by
DJ Frisat
((optional, printed after my name on post))
To: DogByte6RER
We just use federal subsidies over here to create them.
5
posted on
04/07/2012 5:30:15 PM PDT
by
Chipper
(You can't kill an Obamazombie by destroying the brain...they didn't have one to begin with.)
To: FReepers
Did You Know?
The Current FReepathon Pays For The Current Quarters Expenses?
Now That You Do, Donate And Keep FR Running
6
posted on
04/07/2012 5:30:53 PM PDT
by
onyx
(SUPPORT FREE REPUBLIC, DONATE MONTHLY. If you want on Sarah Palin's Ping List, let me know.)
To: DogByte6RER
“....they are testing an energy gun that would essentially turn people into zombies.”
.
The gun was tested in 2008 and has been found to be very effective.
It makes people believe in Hope and Change without knowing what it stands for.
7
posted on
04/07/2012 5:39:56 PM PDT
by
353FMG
To: DogByte6RER
It’s been used on Harry Reid and Obummer already.
8
posted on
04/07/2012 5:41:14 PM PDT
by
ncfool
(OMG 2012)
To: DogByte6RER
But will it be able to make African Americans learn to swim? (reference to an earlier fun thread)
9
posted on
04/07/2012 5:41:44 PM PDT
by
GreatRoad
(O < 0)
To: DogByte6RER
No problem.
All you need is a multi-parabolic surfaced helmet that reflects the microwaves back to the source like a cat`s eye does to a laser beam.
10
posted on
04/07/2012 5:53:07 PM PDT
by
bunkerhill7
(e-beams easy? ? ?? Who knew?)
To: 353FMG
It makes people believe in Hope and Change without knowing what it stands for. Someone has to post this:
Zombies
To: DogByte6RER
sucks being a grown up in brat’s world.
12
posted on
04/07/2012 6:05:14 PM PDT
by
the invisib1e hand
(I think in about 5 - no, 4 - years I'll have had enough.)
To: Chipper
Or limited edition sneaker releases.
13
posted on
04/07/2012 6:05:56 PM PDT
by
rawcatslyentist
("Behold, I am against you, O arrogant one," Jeremiah 50:31)
To: Chipper
Reminds me of an old “Boys Life” magazine joke:
Russian:
“In Russia, our women use bulldozers to take down trees.”
American:
“In America, our women use cars.”
14
posted on
04/07/2012 6:24:16 PM PDT
by
Dogbert41
("...or by Jerusalem, for it is the city of the Great King. " -Jesus)
To: DogByte6RER
Sounds like the weapon in Ralph Peters'
The War in 2020.
Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!
15
posted on
04/07/2012 7:01:12 PM PDT
by
wku man
(Who says conservatives don't rock? http://www.bigdawgmusicmafia.com)
To: DogByte6RER
Like I needed more reasons to put on the tin foil hat.
16
posted on
04/07/2012 7:05:24 PM PDT
by
diverteach
(If I find liberals in heaven after my death.....I WILL BE PISSED!!!)
To: diverteach
17
posted on
04/07/2012 7:24:11 PM PDT
by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; NYC GOP Chick; ...
Zer0's probably ordered a gross of them.
18
posted on
04/07/2012 7:33:36 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: All
Putin has already tested it on Medvedev — it works !
To: DogByte6RER
20
posted on
04/07/2012 7:42:32 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-26 next last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson