JC Penney stock performance after Elle DeGeneres is hired as their spokeslesbian in early February.
Posted on 04/16/2012 5:20:07 PM PDT by Sub-Driver
First lady exchanges prom pictures with DeGeneres By Adele Hampton - 04/16/12 12:08 PM ET
First lady Michelle Obama swapped embarrassing prom photos with Ellen DeGeneres Monday during a taping of the "Ellen DeGeneres Show."
Obama appeared on the show, airing Monday afternoon via videocam with a group of teenage girls from military families. And after rehashing their meeting last month when Obama beat the TV host in a pushup contest, DeGeneres decided it was time for prom picture payback.
"Now, Mrs. Obama, I don’t think I've ever shown you my prom picture," DeGeneres said. "I just wanted to — I want to show you my prom picture first."
"That is an excellent picture," Obama said sarcastically. "Love the dress. Love the dress."
"Now, I heard you have a good one too, so I thought I would share yours," DeGeneres said.
Degeneres then put up a picture of a teenage Obama sitting in a large wicker chair and wearing a metallic gold dress complete with quite the side-slit. But as far as embarrassing prom photos go, it was nothing compared to Degeneres's "table cloth" look.
"That split was a little high. I don’t know if I'd let my kids go out with a split that high, so let's not show this to Malia and Sasha," Obama said.
"All right. Were you shopping at Pier One or something," Degeneres joked about the massive chair Obama was sitting in, posed next to her mustachioed date.
"You've never done the wicker chair shot?" Obama answered. "That’s standard."
"No, I've seen the wicker chairs before but — I didn’t know it was standard," DeGeneres laughed back.
this is a full-tilt gag alert.
“You’ve never done the wicker chair shot?” Obama answered. “That’s standard.”
“Oh, said Degeneris, is that you on your knees with
your head under a skirt? Oh wait that’s my prom pic.”
Congratulations. I mean this is really outstanding. Hats off.
FINALLY, someone found a way to shut up Obiwan.
Yeh....my tongue is bleeding...
That a pic of your PRESIDENT? Cat looks half black, half white, and pukes at the thought...
LMAO
Both of these “women” make me very happy that God made clothes!
I thought it said, First lady exchanges PORN pictures with DeGeneres . . . Neither one of which I'd want to see . . . a carpet munching pervert and a wookie married to a Lord-knows-what.
I wouldn't expect Mooch-elle to be on anything that promotes family values or the beauty of marriage . . . another poke in our eye!
Scarriest prom pictures since “Carrie”.
A skirt slip up to where? How old are the kids?
Oh. Which one’s Ellen?
Before or after the drizzling of blood?
God strike me blind before seeing either of these capital-U, UGLY, things...
Goodness, this proves Moosechelle’s dresses are still styled like the hookers’ dresses she copies. We know she learned to admire the clothing of the ladies of the night who walked the streets in her Chicago town. Look at how much leg she was showing then. A slit up to her hip. Hasn’t changed her style a bit.
I see what you did there.
Of all the things this regime has done, from the attempt to destroy capitalism, to the degeneration of our relationship with Israel, to the takeover of health care, and all the rest, I think what irritates me the most is their fake admiration of our military and their constant and unyielding efforts to weaken our fighting forces.
"A skirt slip up to where? How old are the kids?Interesting that you should ask . . .
someone over at WeaselZippers caught Michelles prom photo date and compared it to her wiki entry.
If Michelle Obama was born in January 1964, why is she attending her high school prom at age 20 in 1984?
According to Wikipedia, she graduated in 1981. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michelle_Obama
"Wiki" error? "The Hill" error? Typo? Or is it yet another question mark on the accuracy of their personal history.
Trying out for the Rockettes?
(looks just like mine)
LOL! Post of the year so far..
Laughing.
You two just ruined my ping page with those hideous photos!!!
(. . . . # 8 says it all.)
In a word... EEEEEWWWWWWW!
Naaah,Joe. Not funny.
LOL!
Who knew MO dated Lamont before BO.
Thank all that is holy that I never watch Degenerate and missed this pukefest.
Laughing so hard the tears are flowing.
I am with you 1000% on that, SoFloFreeper. 1000%. They could not have found a more effective button to push in me.
As usual, dying to see the comment that was removed.
Can’t use the d word when describing a Lesbian. Can’t use the star wars characters name when describing that woman in the White House
My thoughts exactly.
It’s interesting, every picture Ellen is in I can clearly see a dick.
Is that picture photo shopped? Did they put her face on another’s body to create the image of her being “sexy” in her youth?
Is that guy suppose to be Obama? Hardly looks like him.
I have a workshop today & you gave me something to silently chuckle at as I attempt to not dose off!
Yes, it is from his facebook page. Looks photoshopped to me!
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