Posted on 04/26/2012 7:47:08 AM PDT by Lorianne
Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death. The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament. It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment.
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Two and a Half Men. Alan learns Charlie stole away a girl he liked in high school. He decides to get revenge by stealing Charlie’s French girlfriend Gabrielle (Justine Eyre), but things don’t really work out like he planned. Wearing a nighty she’s reclines on the bed no moving, hands by the side and says something like, “Have your way with me.”
Muslim version of the 5 second rule.
Also, what if the body is moved to a new time zone?
Do they have a maximum maggot clause???
If rigor mortis has set in can the husband dislocate the hips?
All are vitally important questions.
"Warm conditions and physically strenuous activity can speed up the process of rigor mortis."
Oh Oh!!
Actually this report of the new law is WORSE than what I considered a sick joke forty five years ago when I first heard it.
Louigi’s wife dies.
Louigi stands and cries like a baby at the graveside service.
Louigi’s best friend tries to comfort him. “Louigi, don’t give up, I know it is very hard but with time you will heal, you are still young, you will marry again, you may even find a new wife who is as wonderful as Maria.”
Louigi replies, “I know all that but whatamIgonnado tonight, boo-hoo.”
Okay - now I know.
Being intimate with death.
But be careful not to draw a cartoon about it.
These people simply do not belong in a civilized culture.
Remove them from the gene pool.
Nuke them from orbit.
It’s the only way to make sure.
Words fail me...well maybe one...ewwwwww!
Just remember, all cults, I mean cultures, are equal.
Whatever, dude.
Nice to know necrophilia in Egypt is the new “normal”.
Ah hahahahahahaha!!
Post of the day and right out of the starting gate
Good one! hahahahahahaha
Ah hahahahahahaha!!
Post of the day and right out of the starting gate
Good one! hahahahahahaha
Since this is an Egyptian law, it’s time to nuke the Aswan High Dam into the world’s biggest toilet flush and wash all this muzzie sickness into the sea.
I mean, this is beyond disgusting!
Is any further proof needed that Islam is of the devil and the Allah whom the muzzies worship is the devil? Well, is there?
Doctor: Mister Abdul, we regret to tell you that your wife passed away this morning
Abdul: what time is it now? Can I have a few moments alone with her?
She’s pinin’ for the Fjords
YUK!!!
“viva la revolucion Egypt! oh wait, where are the blackberry using liberals when you need them?”
Every lib I know uses an Iphone. Me and my blackberry are far from liberal
“viva la revolucion Egypt! oh wait, where are the blackberry using liberals when you need them?”
Every lib I know uses an Iphone. Me and my blackberry are far from liberal
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