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Zombie Apocalypse Goes Cajun: Louisiana Face-Eating Incident Continues Trend
HULIQ.com ^ | June 9, 2012 | Norman Byrd

Posted on 06/09/2012 7:01:42 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

The cannibalistic actions of several individuals in the last week of May that the media began calling the "zombie apocalypse" might have been a grisly sign of things to come. The rash of bloody, flesh-eating attacks seemed to have continued into the first week of June, despite a strange statement from the CDC that the they knew of no means by which a person could become reanimated after dying. But it isn't the undead that people have to worry about.

The latest flesh-eating incident occurred in Lafayette, La., when Carl Jacquneaux got into an altercation with Todd Creduer, the boyfriend of his ex-wife. Ignoring a restraining order against him, the 42-year-old Jacquneaux entered the back yard of the ex-wife's house, where Creduer was working.

The victim told ABC affiliate KATCthat he and Creduer began arguing over a domestic issue. The argument degenerated into violence, Creduer said, and Jacquneaux bit him in the face, taking away a quarter-sized piece of flesh. He said he was able to escape his attacker by spraying him in the face with wasp repellant.

The assailant then reportedly ran to a nearby house, where he held his one-time friend Billy Louviere at knifepoint, demanding his father's gun. According to the National Enquirer, Jacquneaux threatened to kill Louviere if he didn't provide the gun.

Jacquneaux was arrested soon afterward when police tracked him to a dead end street near the house of his ex-wife. He faces charges of aggravated burglary, simple battery, violation of probation, aggravated second degree battery and violation of protective orders.

Creduer was admitted to a nearby hospital to address his injuries.

Police have the matter under investigation but believe that illegal narcotics may have contributed to the attack. An unidentified friend of Jacquneaux's suggested he may have been under the influence of bath salts.

Bath salts, the street name for the psychoactive drug Methylenedioxypyrovalerone, is also believed to have contributed to the behavior of Rudy Eugene, the so-called "Miami Zombie." Eugene, after being seen walking the streets naked, attacked a homeless man and was shot and killed by police when he continued devouring the face of his victim.

Eugene's case was the first of several gory incidents that generated a swarm of "zombie apocalypse" headlines. At roughly the same time, a 29-year-old porn star named Luka Rocco Magnotta allegedly killed and dismembered his roommate in a Montreal apartment, videotaped his subsequent necrophilic and cannibalistic (he ate a piece of his victim's buttocks) actions and posted the footage on the Internet. Pieces of the dismembered body were mailed to Canada's two major political parties and the headless torso was found in a locked suitcase behind the apartment the two men shared. When Montreal Police discovered Magnotta had fled to Paris, an international manhunt ensued, ending with the fugitive's capture at a German cafe.

The same day that the manhunt for Magnotta went international (May 31), Alexander Kinyua was arrested outside Baltimore, Md., after admitting to killing, dismembering, and eating the heart and part of the brain of his housemate.

Like the Jacquneaux and Eugene incidents, it is as yet unclear if drugs were involved in the Magnotta or Kinyua cases.


TOPICS: Canada; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; US: Florida; US: Louisiana; US: Maryland
KEYWORDS: bathsalts; cannibalism; carljacquneaux; flesheatingzombies; zombieapocalypse

1 posted on 06/09/2012 7:01:52 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Carl Jacquneaux got into an altercation with Todd Creduer

Amish?
/couldn't resist

2 posted on 06/09/2012 7:04:46 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Beginning of article:

As if the details of face eating and other cannibalistic attacks -- dubbed collectively the "zombie apocalypse" -- from the last week of May weren't bizarre enough, an assault in Louisiana seems to have continued the string of gory crimes.

3 posted on 06/09/2012 7:04:51 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Occupy DC General Assembly: We are Marxist tools. WE ARE MARXIST TOOLS!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Et tu face ???

Nah, I prefer etouffee


4 posted on 06/09/2012 7:08:04 PM PDT by polkajello
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
An autopsy found no human remains were in Eugene's system.

He spit out the flesh he had torn from his victim's face.

So he was not a cannibal.

Bon appetit!

Leni

5 posted on 06/09/2012 7:15:06 PM PDT by MinuteGal
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To: 1rudeboy

With those French names, they’re probably white as bedsheets.


6 posted on 06/09/2012 7:17:11 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Occupy DC General Assembly: We are Marxist tools. WE ARE MARXIST TOOLS!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I wonder if this “trend” is new or if the media has just previously ignored it.


7 posted on 06/09/2012 7:17:41 PM PDT by BuckeyeTexan (Man is not free unless government is limited. ~Ronald Reagan)
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To: MinuteGal

Maybe he was a canniboulemic !


8 posted on 06/09/2012 7:17:58 PM PDT by polkajello
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To: MinuteGal

As I understand it, there also was no evidence of bath salts in his system.


9 posted on 06/09/2012 7:23:28 PM PDT by BuckeyeTexan (Man is not free unless government is limited. ~Ronald Reagan)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

Yep. African Rabies. No flesh in his gut because he hadn’t chewed all the way into the brain case yet.


10 posted on 06/09/2012 7:44:37 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1236 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama is not a Big Brother [he's a Big Sissy...])
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To: BuckeyeTexan; MinuteGal

I subscribe to the demonic theory of criminal behavior.

(BTW Minute Gal are you really small or are you like a Minute Man, only female?)


11 posted on 06/09/2012 8:09:04 PM PDT by One Name (Go to the enemy's home court and smoke his ass.)
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To: One Name

Demons have personalities. Some are face-eaters.


12 posted on 06/09/2012 8:26:35 PM PDT by donna (Mitt quote: ...gay couples raising kids. That's the American way...)
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To: donna

Yep. It’s a new invasion- some ugly ones have been unleashed.


13 posted on 06/09/2012 8:33:42 PM PDT by One Name (Go to the enemy's home court and smoke his ass.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Methylenedioxypyrovalerone

WTF

If you can’t write it on a jelly bean it don’t belong up your nose /sarc/


14 posted on 06/09/2012 8:36:12 PM PDT by ATOMIC_PUNK (Any man may make a mistake ; none but a fool will persist in it . { Latin proverb })
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

This sounds a lot like one of those old Beaudreax & Thibadeaux jokes I used to hear.


15 posted on 06/09/2012 9:50:50 PM PDT by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus sum)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I always knew Mike Tyson didn’t have much upstairs and could even be considered brain dead, but I never considered that he might be a zombie after he bit off Evander Holyfield’s ear.


16 posted on 06/09/2012 10:12:48 PM PDT by Terry Mross ("It happened. And we let it happen." Peter Griffin - FAMILY GUY)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I always knew Mike Tyson didn’t have much upstairs and could even be considered brain dead, but I never considered that he might be a zombie after he bit off Evander Holyfield’s ear.


17 posted on 06/09/2012 10:24:13 PM PDT by Terry Mross ("It happened. And we let it happen." Peter Griffin - FAMILY GUY)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
On a serious Zombie Attack note Zombie Ammo IS flying off the shelves. As last I checked at CheaperThanDirt many common calibers were Out Of Stock.

It's somewhat odd but Hornady says their Zombie Ammo isn't meant for self-defense use. But it's own Ballistics Charts show otherwise.

18 posted on 06/10/2012 4:28:18 AM PDT by Condor51 (Yo Hoffa, so you want to 'take out conservatives'. Well okay Jr - I'm your Huckleberry)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Are you serious or are you joking that blacks don’t have French names?


19 posted on 06/10/2012 5:34:52 AM PDT by IMR 4350
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The only difference between Zombie rounds and their standard self defense rounds is that Zombie rounds lack the nickel plating around the casing. A box of either round costs the same, Zombie rounds cost less to manufacture.

On the whole, especially now in hindsight, a brilliant marketing campaign.

20 posted on 06/10/2012 6:38:18 AM PDT by Caipirabob (I say we take off and Newt the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure...)
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*** On the whole, especially now in hindsight, a brilliant marketing campaign. ***

I agree 100%.

I read in the last day or so that even non gun owners are buying Hornady's Zombie Ammo for 'kicks'. Some even using them for paperweights or 'Desk ornament' at work (must have a gun friendly boss).

I may even get a box of the 9mm. Can always use more ammo no matter what the box looks like.
And naturally, just in case a Zombie or two shows up in my Village and starts eating people.

(Never can tell what will happen now on our 'south side'. Lots of Amish in the Apartment Complexes there and crime rates are now rising)

21 posted on 06/10/2012 7:17:22 AM PDT by Condor51 (Yo Hoffa, so you want to 'take out conservatives'. Well okay Jr - I'm your Huckleberry)
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To: IMR 4350

I didn’t say Blacks didn’t have French names. I simply suspected by the names that they were white. If I saw names like Davon and LaTanya, I would suspect they were Black.

Of course, if they turn out to be Black, I won’t be surprised, I’m sad to say.


22 posted on 06/10/2012 7:21:53 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Occupy DC General Assembly: We are Marxist tools. WE ARE MARXIST TOOLS!)
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