No jail for [homosexual] forking 'cheating' lover in the ******

Sun News ^ | July 5th, 2012 | James Turner

[Lazamataz]

Stick a fork in them, they are done.

Oh, wait....

[uncbob]

Well I remember reading when a murder not associated with a mugging etc is especially vicious the immediately suspect a homosexual love affair gone bad

[RinaseaofDs]

When forks are banned, then only the criminals . . . er, never mind.

[sportutegrl]

Bunch of forking iceholes.

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

Yes.

[Paleo Conservative]

Spooning leads to forking.

[paddles]

Wow. These dudes are really forked-up.

[exit82]

Truly, these are tines that try men’s souls.

[fieldmarshaldj]

I was in an AOL chat room about a decade ago talking with a local nurse (whom worked in an ER) and she told me how these (pervs) would come in with the most outrageous stuff (anally-centered). She said gerbil-stuffing was NOT a myth, and how they had to retrieve one from the rectum of a patient. We were laughing about how disgusting this stuff was and later in the day we were “censured” by AOL for “anti-gay ‘hate’ speech” in the chatroom, all for discussing gerbil-stuffing.

[GOPsterinMA]

I’ve heard of stuff like light bulbs and cell phones being used.

[Impy]

I saw an article once about the weirdest things ERs have found up people’s butts.

I wish I could find it, or maybe I don’t....

[GOPsterinMA]

I think back to the rubber fist in “Borat”...