Judge: Fort Hood suspect could be forcibly shaved

Associated Press ^ | July 24, 2012

[Free ThinkerNY]

FORT HOOD, Texas (AP) -- A judge says the Army psychiatrist charged in the fatal Fort Hood shooting rampage will be forcibly shaved if he doesn't remove his beard on his own.

Maj. Nidal Hasan appeared in court Wednesday sporting a beard, as he did during a court appearance last month.

[Billthedrill]

I got a razor I could send him. It did a great job stripping the paint from my windows.

[Gay State Conservative]

[Sen Jack S. Fogbound]

The shooting happened in 2009. It has been nearly 4 years now and he hasn’t been tried yet!

WHAT’S TAKING SO FREAKING LONG?

[ncfool]

DOJ said it was workplace violence. Holder is not too concerned. Has it on the docket for a Obama Pardon Jan 2013.

[mass55th]

Make sure it’s a female, but let’s take it up a notch. Make sure she’s suffering from advanced stages of Parkinson’s Disease, and make sure she uses a straight razor.

[Hoodat]

You are a sick man, but I must admit your idea has merit.

[Eaker]

Let the family members of the murdered shave him.

I’ll supply the broken beer bottle.

[mass55th]

"You are a sick man..."

Sick woman thank you. That's what happens when you work 25 years in a state prison system.

[Pat4ever]

If he can’t be bothered to adhere to military standards, his pay should be forfeited from the day he grew the beard. Proceed with the trial regardless.

[Conservative Vermont Vet]

"Ooh, ooh, pick me , pick me!"

For those younguns, that was "Horshak" from Welcome Back Kotter.

[CodeToad]

Why hasn’t he been shaved a LONG time ago? Strap his ass down and use a weedwacker!

[LuvFreeRepublic]

Weedwacker???? My dad always says, use the right tools for the right job. Using a chainsaw would be more appropriate in this situation.

[History Repeats]

It’s amazing how close you can shave someone using a flame thrower.

[chris37]

Well, some sort of lubricant or shaving cream is required, allowing him to get razor burn would be inhumane.

Lard it is!

[bobo1]

can I help?

I will throw a pie full of shaving cream on him before you start!

Blessings, bobo

[chris37]

Haha yes :D

[fieldmarshaldj]

Forget the first three.