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I'm the long-legged Mack Daddy. The long-legged Mack Daddy am I!
1 posted on 08/09/2012 1:38:04 PM PDT by crosshairs
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You know that if a 4th grader made that same gesture in class that he or she would be kicked out for making a threat with finger-guns.


2 posted on 08/09/2012 1:41:00 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (FR: Now, More Than Ever.)
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3 posted on 08/09/2012 1:42:33 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (At what point does an escalated effort to remove this traitor commence, and what form does it take?)
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Look ma, no brains.


4 posted on 08/09/2012 1:44:06 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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“Brilliant. We’ll accuse Romney of killing that guy’s wife. I LOVE it.”


5 posted on 08/09/2012 1:44:50 PM PDT by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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"...and there I was: face to face with 0sama! And I went Pow! Pow! Powie! And he was like, 'You got me, Barry! You're a better man than that poopiehead Bush!'"

6 posted on 08/09/2012 1:49:55 PM PDT by Hunton Peck (This too, shall pass, unless we're in Harry Reid's Senate and "this" is a budget.)
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“This is what the doctor did to check my prostate.”


7 posted on 08/09/2012 1:50:04 PM PDT by righttackle44 (I may not be much, but I raised a United States Marine.)
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“And then my dad said to the pilot of the UFO following him, Kenya’s right over there.”


8 posted on 08/09/2012 1:52:03 PM PDT by righttackle44 (I may not be much, but I raised a United States Marine.)
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“But I was just showing the pilot which button to push when he hit me—BAMO—Right in the mouth.”


9 posted on 08/09/2012 1:53:59 PM PDT by righttackle44 (I may not be much, but I raised a United States Marine.)
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Photobucket

"Did I do THAT"?

10 posted on 08/09/2012 1:54:37 PM PDT by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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That’s the second biggest prostate I’ve ever seen!


11 posted on 08/09/2012 1:57:26 PM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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QUEER
12 posted on 08/09/2012 2:02:59 PM PDT by USMA '71 ((Re-elect no one!))
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pull my finger


13 posted on 08/09/2012 2:07:23 PM PDT by Jim from C-Town (The government is rarely benevolent, often malevolent and never benign!)
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Seriously - If you saw this jamoke hanging around the street would you even trust him to keep an eye on your car while you ran into republican headquarters for some yard signs?


14 posted on 08/09/2012 2:29:32 PM PDT by Iron Munro ("Jiggle the Handle for Barry!")
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Don't you dare call me a communist!...I'll point both fingers at you!
15 posted on 08/09/2012 2:29:50 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: crosshairs

Worst.
Isaac.
Ever.


17 posted on 08/09/2012 2:42:16 PM PDT by Hegewisch Dupa (Vote for Goode, end up with evil, pat self on back repeatedly)
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"You think you built that?!"

19 posted on 08/09/2012 2:50:08 PM PDT by al_c (http://www.blowoutcongress.com)
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Step-N-Fetchit had more class...
23 posted on 08/09/2012 3:40:13 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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"Release the penguins!" Is he doing me? Yeah, penguins are cool. They're black and white. But mostly black.
24 posted on 08/09/2012 3:55:09 PM PDT by tumblindice (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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Yo, Yo, Isaac! Whip me up a Margarita and my wife wants a Chardonnay. Bring it to the Lido Deck.

25 posted on 08/09/2012 3:59:08 PM PDT by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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The Crack Up is in progress...


26 posted on 08/09/2012 4:05:48 PM PDT by Hotlanta Mike (Resurrect the House Committee on Un-American Activities (HUAC)...before there is no America!)
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