100 New Jobs to be Created by the City of LA: Porn Shoot Inspectors

LA Times ^ | 8/16/12 | David Zahniser

[byrony]

Faced with a new law requiring condoms during porn shoots, Los Angeles officials have recommended that Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa and the City Council begin searching for a medical professional to conduct inspections of adult film performances.

In a report issued Wednesday, a working group focused on ways to enforce the new condom ordinance said Film L.A. Inc., the office that processes film permits, should rework its applications so passages that discuss hazardous working conditions and dangerous special effects also mention the "transmission of blood and infectious materials."

Those applications also should include a check box in which film companies explain whether the productions will feature various forms of sexual intercourse and, if so, what kind, the report said.

[Red Badger]

...and it’s the Left that always cries, “STAY THE HELL OUT OF OUR BEDROOMS!”...............

[randog]

...evolve the inspectors' duties to include some other activities...

Perhaps they can paint yellow lines around hazardous areas...?

[M Kehoe]

The democrat party is changing it's symbol from a jackass to a condom, since a condom more accurately reflects their party's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and giving you a false sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

I have to say, that is an excellent description of the democRAT party and condoms. "Covers" both richard craniums.

5.56mm

[DPMD]

Why not just wait until the movie’s released? Since most of the government employees are already watching the stuff, they can report on violations or compliance without disturbing their “work.”

[Rusty0604]

LOL

[radpolis]

Liberals will fight to their last breath for the right to murder your own children in the name of freedom and choice, but will compel you to wear condoms against your will.

[DuncanWaring]

So the “inspectors” will have nothing to inspect.

Doesn't mean they'll be out of work, though.

[morphing libertarian]

There is nothing for which California’s bankrupt liberal officials and elected fools will not spend money.

[tacticalogic]

That’s probably one of the few things government inspectors can do better than private enterprise. I can’t think of anyone more qualified to know when you’re being properly screwed.

[chaos_5]

Such a measure would make adult film industry inspections the responsibility of the county health department, which already works to prevent the spread of HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases in bathhouses and sex clubs.

SEX CLUBS!! Oh my....

[bravo whiskey]

save a bunch of money and just pay every cameraman be an inspector too. they get close enough and see everything.

[colorado tanker]

Hey Lois, I just got this great job!

[onedoug]

I'd think a jackass with a condom.

[Iron Munro]

Applicants are required to supply their own rulers, digital calipers, face guards and antibacterial hand wipes.

[zencycler]

Great... more government employees. I bet they’ll be unionized, too.

Actually, if they don't see condoms being used, there job would be to bust up a union!

[NativeSon]

Zing!!

[moovova]

Well...there's a NEW porn movie title.

"City Porn Inspectors Taken Advantage Of By Porn Actresses While On Set"

"Hey Mr. Inspector...can you inspect THIS, please?"
"Sure, mam, let me take a look..."

[papertyger]

What the hell is wrong with you people?

Thirty plus posts and no body pinged Laz?

[papertyger]

save a bunch of money and just pay every cameraman be an inspector too. they get close enough and see everything.

She frosted me like a cake!