Posted on 09/07/2012 8:52:39 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
(Excerpt) Read more at rushlimbaugh.com ...
"And the truth is it will take more than a few years to solve challenges that have built up over decades. It will require common effort and shared responsibility, and the kind of bold, persistent experimentation that Franklin Roosevelt pursued during the only crisis worse than this one."
ROTFLOL!
I wonder if the “base” sees the irony in Warren attacking “Corporate Welfare” and Obama/Biden cooing over GM bailouts?
Best analogy, it was pretty gift wrapped box with a bow that had nothing in it.
;)
There was never doubt that Rush is a stronger man than most but I’ve got to give him highest marks for apparently having actually listened to the obastard blather.
What we need is a mechanic to lead the way to fix things and a leader to stiffen our spines. This comes to mind from what is becoming ancient history:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjuiMuvHojQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4BVzYGeF0M&feature=related
This was one Brit I like a lot. He was not just a leader he was cunning and a true architect for victory. The world he envisioned in victory though was not the one that came to be. The British Empire, the Commonwealth disappeared. I wonder if we will as well.
some great but liberal black friends said it best months ago
” wait....Obama is gonna finally give me my 40 acres and a mule but I gotta pay for it ? at retail ? or go to jail ?
...oh hell no ! “
That was good, if not depressing.
Thanks! That was a very good article.
yes he does nail it!
hospitals would be outside settin up triage tents for alcohol poisin’n
Obama wants a rerun of 2008
same promises, same speeches, same rhetoric, same plan..
Who could possibly need an Ambien at a Democratic National Convention?
a drug addict
in 34 minutes of el Rushbo’s 1st hour Obama is done,,,,and Clint Eastwood just made that chair priceless
huh MasterCard
yep
ROFL!
A normal person would have to be heavily drugged to sit through the DNC.
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