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Teenager 'accidentally shoots himself in the genitals while cleaning new gun
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/ ^
Posted on 09/10/2012 11:46:47 AM PDT by jakerobins
and a testicle while cleaning a gun he had just bought, police said.
Michael Smeriglio, 18, initially lied to police and claimed he had been shot as he walked down the street in Port St. Lucie, Florida on Thursday.
But after he was questioned by police, he admitted he had done it to himself while cleaning a gun at a friend's house on Verada Street
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TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: banglist; floriduh; napl; nightintheruts; ouch; sourcetitlenoturl
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Honestly Sir..I was just cleaning it and it went off! LOL....Well that's one way to keep from having kids.
To: jakerobins
I guess the kid didn’t have the balls to tell the truth.
To: jakerobins
“Cleaning the gun:” what they say when they shoot themselves while being a jackass.
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posted on
09/10/2012 11:50:48 AM PDT
by
Travis McGee
(www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
To: jakerobins
Port St. Lucie....
"Hello, 911? Yeah, the Mickey D's jus' run outta nuggets, yo. And, um, I shot myself in the nads."
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posted on
09/10/2012 11:50:49 AM PDT
by
gundog
(Help us, Nairobi-Wan Kenobi...you're our only hope.)
To: jakerobins
Ouch. Depending on the damage he may qualify for a Darwin award.
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posted on
09/10/2012 11:52:36 AM PDT
by
ken in texas
(I was taught to respect my elders but it keeps getting harder to find any.)
To: jakerobins
Question: If you shoot your own balls off, does that make you an honorary Darwin Award recipient, even though you’re still warmer than room temperature?
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posted on
09/10/2012 11:54:56 AM PDT
by
RingerSIX
(My wife and I took an AIDS vaccine that they offer down at our Church.)
To: jakerobins
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posted on
09/10/2012 11:55:44 AM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(Taranto: "The whole point of the metaphor is that if you can hear the whistle, you're the dog.")
To: ken in texas
Hmmm.... obviously I took more than two minutes and twenty seconds to formulate my post. :)
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posted on
09/10/2012 11:56:27 AM PDT
by
RingerSIX
(My wife and I took an AIDS vaccine that they offer down at our Church.)
To: jakerobins
OUCCH!!!! That’s going to leave a mark!
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posted on
09/10/2012 11:57:42 AM PDT
by
Kartographer
("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
To: jakerobins; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows
THIS JUST IN: The victim has just signed on as a soprano with the Vienna Boys Choir.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
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posted on
09/10/2012 11:58:26 AM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong!)
To: jakerobins
Bless his little...heart.
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posted on
09/10/2012 11:58:35 AM PDT
by
Elpasser
To: NonValueAdded
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posted on
09/10/2012 11:59:02 AM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working fors)
To: Kartographer
Man, I hate it when that happens.
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posted on
09/10/2012 11:59:35 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(I'm voting for Ryan and that other guy.)
To: RingerSIX
LOL. Always glad to see another FReeper with a similar sense of humor.
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posted on
09/10/2012 12:00:27 PM PDT
by
ken in texas
(I was taught to respect my elders but it keeps getting harder to find any.)
To: ken in texas
Ouch. Depending on the damage he may qualify for a Darwin award. And disability payments from the taxpayers for the rest of his life...
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posted on
09/10/2012 12:01:00 PM PDT
by
TheBattman
(Isn't the lesser evil... still evil?)
To: jakerobins
Unfortunately, he was left with one testicle to further pollute the gene pool.
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posted on
09/10/2012 12:01:12 PM PDT
by
ConservaTexan
(February 6, 1911)
To: jakerobins
One way to avoid this type of accident is to unload the weapon before cleaning.
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posted on
09/10/2012 12:01:12 PM PDT
by
Brad from Tennessee
(A politician can't give you anything he hasn't first stolen from you.)
To: jakerobins
I see he has a gun with a decocker feature
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posted on
09/10/2012 12:02:09 PM PDT
by
verum ago
(Be a bastard, and Karma'll be a bitch.)
To: Travis McGee
““Cleaning the gun:” what they say when they shoot themselves while being a jackass.”
Dittos. Just what I always think of these stories.
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posted on
09/10/2012 12:02:36 PM PDT
by
CodeToad
(Be Prepared...They Are.)
To: Revolting cat!; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ..
Port St. Lucie, Florida'Nuff said.
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posted on
09/10/2012 12:03:09 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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