Posted on 09/28/2012 8:29:19 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
RUSH, ROMNEY DID THE SAME THING AT THE DAYTON RALLY ON TUESDAY!!!!
Crowd started cheering Romney, Romney and he was at the mic getting the crowd to say Romney/Ryan, Romney/Ryan.
You’re probably right. LOL!!!
It’s the lying media. I’m just praying people come to their senses come election time or else this country will be doomed ( a lot more than it is now) with 4 more years of this American hater in office.
Yes Rush, give him both gifts !
Nuts...lol
Tim was a great caller. I’m glad that Rush decided to gift him.
Its mindnumbing that anyone with an ounce of intelligence would vote for Obama.... I can’t believe how the jewish people down here (floriduh) are voting for Obozo in droves!! I DON’T GET IT! Well...like you said, they will get what they deserve. When they go for their heart transplants at 75 and handed a pill...they will see....
THanks!! Will look into it!
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