Posted on 11/02/2012 9:02:22 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Hmmm....
Shiner Bock is not working to keep my long lost 6 pack abs.
What am I doing wrong? I keep drinking 6 packs.
I don’t get it.
Remind people Bloomberg is a democrat who lost prior races and switched to Rep. (because how many run in NY), to buy the election. Also remind them that he who jumped down Giuliani’s throat for wanting to stay a little while to fix the city re: 9/11, forced himself into a third term.
not sure but the kids got it wrong....bendin over and shotgunnin a beer in your butt is just wrong
rotflmao
OH BOY! DEAR LEADER is about to speak! Hail Obama!
So far, crowd sounds like its just the student body! BWAWAWAWAWA!
Are you fired up? Fired up? Fired up? Wow.
Ewww! That IS wrong!
Where is he speaking?
Listen to this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK-bzv_yso0
Could you get a clean copy and play it on the air?
BTW, help was promised to them by yesterday; I don’t know what arrived yesterday and they could pull out a pack of socks... just to say you lied re: not giving help.
“We love you Obama!”
“I love you back!”
Obama - “I had a call with people on the east coast and my message is that we will stand by everyone of those people until everything is fixed. As sad as these tragedies are, we see wonderful things as well. We see heroes running into burning buildings...(he then paused as if his brain said, “Uh, Mr. President, Two SEALS fought for 7 hours without help!)
Did you hear about the Obama worker boob grab???
http://denver.cbslocal.com/2012/11/02/accuser-says-obama-campaign-worker-grabbed-her-breast/
Yet, he stops drilling for our own for energy independence and jobs.
This is Hilarious that the Unions are stymieing the rescue effort.
Well it would be hilarious if it wasn’t so sad for the people that need help.
Can't wait to see Obama with an "Office of the President Reject" seal on a podium.
yeah...read it late last nite...poor reportin too...no idea kf they were 32’s, 36’s or 38’s
lmao
“The auto industry is back”
“Home prices are on the rise”
“Al-Qaida is decimated”
“Osama Bin Laden is dead”
“As much as we have done so far, we have much work to do”
All said in 2008 Preacher Voice
“America does best when everyone gets a fair shot.”
What a barf fest
Kids: “FOUR MORE YEARS!” “FOUR MORE YEARS!” “FOUR MORE YEARS!”
Obama: “In Four Days for Four Years.”
“We love you Obama!”
“I love you back!”
Classic dysfunctional relationship.
Ork, ork, ork...
I wonder if Romney/Ryan should start campaigning in New York? LOL,could be time! They may be fed up of liberal leadership!!
Numbers have meaning.
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